Work

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As per Cireria's request, here's my little contribution to help your daily life. I believe Fulat will find this useful, but I think old habits die hard... ;)

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of
normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees, who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas! and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING :
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-buster.

3) TRY SAYING :
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me!

6) TRY SAYING :
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f______ problem.

8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ass.

11) TRY SAYING :
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat shit and die.

12) TRY SAYING :
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ass!

13) TRY SAYING :
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm on salary.

14) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ass!

15) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick.

Thank You,
Human Resources

[daBoss]

if i'm the owner of a company, i won't hire you... :)

[Linkinfark]

if i'm the owner of a company, i won't hire you... :)

:( But what if that person can produce results?! E.g Fulat ? His swearing if he admits to being number 2 no one dare admits to be No. 1!! ha ha...

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By the way daboss, who's darthvader liao ah? Is it TWM?

[Voon Chan]

People should stop swearing in the office & in all work related meeting.

BTW, swearing will not improve your image in general (especially in the office)

[KoChun]

People should stop swearing in the office & in all work related meeting.

BTW, swearing will not improve your image in general (especially in the office)
This I fully agree.

My boss swears a lot, that's why he does not earn my respect.

[Voon Chan]

This I fully agree.

My boss swears a lot, that's why he does not earn my respect.I told my ex-boss " I would apppreciate it if you could stop using "f@##" in every sentence"

After that he was a little bit more mindful whenever he is talking to me:D

[SS2006]

By the way daboss, who's darthvader liao ah? Is it TWM?
We have given up getting TWM to post in this forum. Darthvader is TSS lor...

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We have given up getting TWM to post in this forum. Darthvader is TSS lor...

Duh? Who is TSS? Can PM me ah?

[cireria]

try saying the following - short and straight to the point...

1. wtf man u...
2. beach...
3. f u lar...
4. f u lar...
5. f u lar...
6. f off...
7. f off...
8. wtf?
9. fking idiot...
10. fking idiot...
11. what?
12. what's your problem?
13. f off...
14. fking idiot...
15. fking idiot...

[Voon Chan]

try saying the following - short and straight to the point...

1. wtf man u...
2. beach...
3. f u lar...
4. f u lar...
5. f u lar...
6. f off...
7. f off...
8. wtf?
9. fking idiot...
10. fking idiot...
11. what?
12. what's your problem?
13. f off...
14. fking idiot...
15. fking idiot...you must be an expert

[cireria]

you must be an expert
a bit can lah but wouldn't call myself an expert by any means... probably level 3... daboss level 2... fulat and linknfark level 1...

[Voon Chan]

a bit can lah but wouldn't call myself an expert by any means... probably level 3... daboss level 2... fulat and linknfark level 1... i thought you level 1 cause you so terror.

The last time I saw you you are just a novice

[Linkinfark]

a bit can lah but wouldn't call myself an expert by any means... probably level 3... daboss level 2... fulat and linknfark level 1...

Wah? Me level 1 ah? no lah.. me quiet gentleman.. i don't use f*** in every sentence.. ;)

[cireria]

Wah? Me level 1 ah? no lah.. me quiet gentleman.. i don't use f*** in every sentence.. ;)
sure or not? f u lah... sounds familiar at work right... hehe...

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sure or not? f u lah... sounds familiar at work right... hehe...

Dude.. for your info I'm one man show at the office, so no one to f! can only f myself! :D

[darthvader]

People should stop swearing in the office & in all work related meeting.

BTW, swearing will not improve your image in general (especially in the office)

agree.....but sometimes can't help it...the lure of the dark side is just too great :cool:

[darthvader]

Wah? Me level 1 ah? no lah.. me quiet gentleman.. i don't use f*** in every sentence.. ;)

at one point in time, i used it quite frequently. calmed down for a while....now, it's showing its "ugly head" again ha ha ha

[Voon Chan]

agree.....but sometimes can't help it...the lure of the dark side is just too great :cool:use the "force"

[buff]

I told my ex-boss " I would apppreciate it if you could stop using "f@##" in every sentence"

After that he was a little bit more mindful whenever he is talking to me:D

respect, brader! but is that why he became ur 'ex' boss?


$#&#*... still can't post smilies...

[buff]

at one point in time, i used it quite frequently. calmed down for a while....now, it's showing its "ugly head" again ha ha ha

actually can't imagine u doing this... let me try.... still can't - give up!

[Voon Chan]

respect, brader! but is that why he became ur 'ex' boss?


$#&#*... still can't post smilies...I work there for 3 years.
The issue of no increment & I don't wear skirt & bra like the girls & women.
His weakness is women

[darthvader]

actually can't imagine u doing this... let me try.... still can't - give up!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :cool:

[james 89]

I work there for 3 years.
The issue of no increment & I don't wear skirt & bra like the girls & women.
His weakness is women

u tell ur boss to be kai kung. better prospect lor. LMAO.

[cireria]

james89,

long time no see u here man... apa itu "kai kung" ar?... better check first see suitable or not use in office before i ask somebody to "... go be a kangkung, better propect than staying in this company"...

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james89,

long time no see u here man... apa itu "kai kung" ar?... better check first see suitable or not use in office before i ask somebody to "... go be a kangkung, better propect than staying in this company"...

I think james ask you to go kangkang and jual punggong lah.. either that or become gigolo.. but must chiak por to recuperate your strength! :p

[james 89]

I think james ask you to go kangkang and jual punggong lah.. either that or become gigolo.. but must chiak por to recuperate your strength! :p

oiiiiiiii dat one bapak ayam lah. "kai kung" ...... kanasai u

[cireria]

woi, what man this chiak por kanasai thing... chiak sai la u fellers... bapak ayam and gigolo type job want us to recommend to boss ka... gila meh... mabuk time maybe lah...