Confession of a speed demon

[buff]

was told that confession is good for the soul, so here goes....

went down to melaka over the weekend. on the way back, was weaving in and out of lanes like an F1 driver... reason was that although there are 3 lanes, no one was driving in the left most lane and they're driving at around 100kph in the right lanes... so i had no choice but to overtake on the left... actually i was just following the sign "keep left unless overtaking"... so i was the only 1 obeying the law and the others were breaking it!!

[ahbau]

i know how u feel. with all the idiots on the road.
well, i guess there's only 2 types of drivers, idiots and maniacs.

[Dino]

was told that confession is good for the soul, so here goes....

went down to melaka over the weekend. on the way back, was weaving in and out of lanes like an F1 driver... reason was that although there are 3 lanes, no one was driving in the left most lane and they're driving at around 100kph in the right lanes... so i had no choice but to overtake on the left... actually i was just following the sign "keep left unless overtaking"... so i was the only 1 obeying the law and the others were breaking it!!

Waaaa! Buff......you should have just step on the gas and let your Beemer rip the road!!!

[KoChun]

i know how u feel. with all the idiots on the road.
well, i guess there's only 2 types of drivers, idiots and maniacs.
Therefore, buff is the maniac lah.

[Dino]

Therefore, buff is the maniac lah.

No laaaa...a maniac just step on the accelerator......

[KoChun]

No laaaa...a maniac just step on the accelerator......
So, he is the idiot? :amazed:

[Dino]

So, he is the idiot? :amazed:

No laaa....i dunno what he is...... :blink:

[KoChun]

No laaa....i dunno what he is...... :blink:
But ahbau said earlier that there were only 2 types of drivers on the road, idiots and maniacs. How?

Ah ha, I know already. ahbau is the maniac.

[KoChun]

No laaa....i dunno what he is...... :blink:
Buffalo??? :laugh:

[[f]ish]

came back from johor yesterday, got caught in a massive jam near seremban area..

what pissed me off is those morons who used the emergency lane to overtake and as if their car are one of those bomba, ambulance or police cars.. damn shit i tell u.. those morons are the one that are contributing to the jam.. :mad:

[KoChun]

Heard over the radio this morning. There was an accident heading south. The was a massive traffic jam on the opposite direction, heading KL.

Demmm all these 'caring' drivers. :mad:

[buff]

i know how u feel. with all the idiots on the road.
well, i guess there's only 2 types of drivers, idiots and maniacs.

must add a 3rd type - law abiding drivers, like, ahem, me...


eh, how come i can't post smilies ah? reputation kena taruh ke?

[ahbau]

But ahbau said earlier that there were only 2 types of drivers on the road, idiots and maniacs. How?

Ah ha, I know already. ahbau is the maniac.
better a maniac than an idiot.

[ahbau]

must add a 3rd type - law abiding drivers, like, ahem, me...


eh, how come i can't post smilies ah? reputation kena taruh ke?
yeah right..
a law abiding driver driving at 130kph on the elite h/w :sus:

[KoChun]

must add a 3rd type - law abiding drivers, like, ahem, me...


eh, how come i can't post smilies ah? reputation kena taruh ke?
Law abiding driver? At 130km/h? Muahahahaha...

Anyway buff, there is no problem with your reputation points. You know how to post smilies or not?

[KoChun]

yeah right..
a law abiding driver driving at 130kph on the elite h/w :sus:
Wah lau eh, same thoughts here.

[[f]ish]

Heard over the radio this morning. There was an accident heading south. The was a massive traffic jam on the opposite direction, heading KL.

Demmm all these 'caring' drivers. :mad:
malaysian drivers are DAMN kepoh one i tell u.. the FIRST person who slowed down to show their 'concern' can cause the whole freaking maybe 1km or 2km of cars to slow down. it's chain reaction sometimes.. the first fella slowed, second fella also have to slow + when he's slow he'll see.. and IF third person don't wanna see have to slow even because second fella is slow.. so it's on and on lah..

[ahbau]

ish']malaysian drivers are DAMN kepoh one i tell u.. the FIRST person who slowed down to show their 'concern' can cause the whole freaking maybe 1km or 2km of cars to slow down. it's chain reaction sometimes.. the first fella slowed, second fella also have to slow + when he's slow he'll see.. and IF third person don't wanna see have to slow even because second fella is slow.. so it's on and on lah..
are you one of the 1st or 2nd driver?

[vicky boy]

what to do,,,,,,,,,, malaysians wert... practically all are KPC.....

cannot post smillies cos the webpage on the reply page havent load finish... once all tha smileys are loaded then u can post smileys lo..try again.... if not jus us typing like... : + p = :p

[vicky boy]

are you one of the 1st or 2nd driver?
for me i will be honking the front car.... and i can tell u the truth i wont even look at what is happening when i pass by a scene... i normally ask my passenger to report to me...

[ahbau]

for me i will be honking the front car.... and i can tell u the truth i wont even look at what is happening when i pass by a scene... i normally ask my passenger to report to me...
what if no passenger?
normally i'll take a glance, no slowing down. no taking down numbers etc... :)

[amelia7]

that's why those dem caring drivers slow down...take numbers, 4 digit, mana tahu, strike lottery
what if no passenger?
normally i'll take a glance, no slowing down. no taking down numbers etc... :)

[KoChun]

for me i will be honking the front car.... and i can tell u the truth i wont even look at what is happening when i pass by a scene... i normally ask my passenger to report to me...
If no passenger, how? Wait for the Star paper to report to you?

Tell you what I saw a couple of years back. Was on my way back to PJ from Subang on Federal Highway. There was this accident occured somewhere near Armada Hotel and it was raining rather heavily. There were so many cars stopped by the road-side and 'caring' Malaysians watching, with an umbrella. At least 15-20 of them, cannot tahan.

[f]ish, were you one of them? I thought I saw someone that looked like you? Please confirm.

[KoChun]

that's why those dem caring drivers slow down...take numbers, 4 digit, mana tahu, strike lottery
If so easy to strike, no more people working in the office already. All will be on the road, waiting for accidents. :cheesy:

[vicky boy]

what if no passenger?
normally i'll take a glance, no slowing down. no taking down numbers etc... :)
bau and kochun.... i dun bother all... none of my business... all i care is there are thousands of ppl behind me wanna get thru this as soon as possible

[amelia7]

chance...game of chance....many think can strike.... dat's why people gamble....cannot help it...so in a game of chance must look for signs....accidents, one of them, got clear cut number to buy... :)
If so easy to strike, no more people working in the office already. All will be on the road, waiting for accidents. :cheesy:

[[f]ish]

are you one of the 1st or 2nd driver?
i'm the one who got slowed and trying to 'blow' the car in front of me to go faster.. especially if i'm rushing for time

[[f]ish]

If no passenger, how? Wait for the Star paper to report to you?

Tell you what I saw a couple of years back. Was on my way back to PJ from Subang on Federal Highway. There was this accident occured somewhere near Armada Hotel and it was raining rather heavily. There were so many cars stopped by the road-side and 'caring' Malaysians watching, with an umbrella. At least 15-20 of them, cannot tahan.

[f]ish, were you one of them? I thought I saw someone that looked like you? Please confirm.
u also know how to say it 'looked' like me. btw, sorry ya, i don't use federal highway so that's confirmed not me..

anyway, u cannot tahan those 'caring' ppl let's hope u don't be one of them k.. i got my camera in my car forever ready, don't let me snap ur smiling face while holding umbrella standing beside highway trying to show 'concern' for a stranger arr.. haha.. that time u'll be sure u'll be a hot topic in the forum :amused:

[KoChun]

You slowly wait hor, [f]ish. I am the anti 'caring' Malaysian type. So, slowly wait hor.

[yee keong]

next time, use the damn emergency lane.......it's definitely faster....coz if you wait, you will still wait forever.....

normally i dun use, but if i'm rushing for time, i will use it.....can't change them, join them....

anyway, my driving isn't much to shout about, especially when i break speed limits everytime i drive KL-Penang.

[[f]ish]

next time, use the damn emergency lane.......it's definitely faster....coz if you wait, you will still wait forever.....

normally i dun use, but if i'm rushing for time, i will use it.....can't change them, join them....

anyway, my driving isn't much to shout about, especially when i break speed limits everytime i drive KL-Penang.

yk, when u are rushing for time, u are one of those ppl who i call morons, do u know that? :)

[yee keong]

well, can't help it. if you drive as often as i do, you'll do it also........

[kwimango]

i know how u feel. with all the idiots on the road.
well, i guess there's only 2 types of drivers, idiots and maniacs.

isn't it funny that anyone that drives faster than you is a maniac, but anyone that drives slower is an idiot? hehe

(i kopi-ed the line from this month's readers digest)

[yee keong]

anyway, i have a question for [f]ish. let's just say your loved ones (dad, mom, gf, sis, or dog or whatever) is suffering from a stroke and in need of a defibrillator (to jump the heart) and you smack right into a jam like you say above. then again, you see that the emergency lane is empty. do you take it? pick the answers as below:-

A) yes, i take it and admit that i want to be a moron
B) no, i dun take it and will let my loved ones suffer or maybe die
C) i dun want to answer this question coz yeekeong set it up
D) yes i will take it coz it's an emergency case

later, i will post replies for each answer, no matter what you answered. you dun have to answer me here. answer it in your heart.....

[[f]ish]

anyway, i have a question for [f]ish. let's just say your loved ones (dad, mom, gf, sis, or dog or whatever) is suffering from a stroke and in need of a defibrillator (to jump the heart) and you smack right into a jam like you say above. then again, you see that the emergency lane is empty. do you take it? pick the answers as below:-

A) yes, i take it and admit that i want to be a moron
B) no, i dun take it and will let my loved ones suffer or maybe die
C) i dun want to answer this question coz yeekeong set it up

D) yes i will take it coz it's an emergency case

later, i will post replies for each answer, no matter what you answered. you dun have to answer me here. answer it in your heart.....
yk, what i can say is emergency lane is used for EMERGENCY!! so IF that case happened yes i might use the emergency lane because it's for emergency (life/death issue).. but i doubt during massive jams all those morons using the emergency lanes are having some relatives who are about to see their makers.. right? so what's your emergency defined as? rush back for business? rush back to see gf who are pretty well and healthy and will be waiting for u even u are late maybe 1 or 2 hours?

[yee keong]

what constitutes an emergency?? different ppl have different priorities. also, do not just look at immediate problems. what if this bugger has to rush to meet his customer? if he's late, the customer will fly back overseas and they lose the business?? how to answer to the boss?? traffic jam?? answer good enough? NO...and he gets poor performance because of that, or even worse, kena fired. so who feed his family?? you?? some ppls emergency and others ppl emergency is different. dun generalize that all morons use that emergency lane only. i agree some are morons, but not all.

most of them are still at the normal lane *snicker*

[[f]ish]

what constitutes an emergency?? different ppl have different priorities. also, do not just look at immediate problems. what if this bugger has to rush to meet his customer? if he's late, the customer will fly back overseas and they lose the business?? how to answer to the boss?? traffic jam?? answer good enough? NO...and he gets poor performance because of that, or even worse, kena fired. so who feed his family?? you?? some ppls emergency and others ppl emergency is different. dun generalize that all morons use that emergency lane only. i agree some are morons, but not all.

most of them are still at the normal lane *snicker*
ok maybe i didn't make myself clear earlier. actually i refered to those morons as those who are not using it for emergency purposes. but do u know something yee keong.. what's the REAL purpose OF emergency lane being set up? for ambulances, police cars and maybe fire-fighting vehicles to use it.. and maybe for normal ppl who are carrying accident victims or any life and death cases.. actually i do see rushing to meet client for an important case as important but is it that important until u might cause a massive jam to other users? that's called SELFISH lah. who knows there are SOME other road users who are in the normal lane who are rushing for their own business too and yet they choose to follow the law and don't use the emergency lane?

[[f]ish]

most of them are still at the normal lane *snicker*
if u are refering to those ppl who are rushing for time for their own purposes and yet still use the normal lane as morons then i'm sorry to say i totally disagree with u.. sometimes i tell my friends, from those ppl who are using emergency lane as a short-cut we can see even tho they are highly-educated but still their moral conduct is still low low down below.. hey dude, me NOT refering to u k, i know u have ur own emergency excuses but i'm refering to those ppl totally just using it for their own benefits so they can reach home earlier in dispense of other ppl's inconvenience..

[yee keong]

as i have said, different ppl have different priorities. what they see as emergency can be seen as nothing to you and vice versa. true, there are common grounds agreed as emergencies. but you still dunno what is actually happening in their life to label them as morons.

[[f]ish]

as i have said, different ppl have different priorities. what they see as emergency can be seen as nothing to you and vice versa. true, there are common grounds agreed as emergencies. but you still dunno what is actually happening in their life to label them as morons.
i'm STILL calling those ppl who are using the emergency lane for their own benefits as morons.. hhmm on the second thought maybe that shouldn't be a right word.. maybe selfish morons is the right term to be used..

well of course we cannot see what's happening in their life when they are rushing.. but do u see what's in those ppl who are queeing up and got jammed badly's life? sometimes if everyone obey the law it's much more convenient and easy life for everybody..

ok i dont wanna argue anymore, i wanna go back home.. if u want i can debate this agian with u next time when i talk to u.. haha

[vicky boy]

ok ok ok ... i admit it.....
"I AM THE MORON WHO ALWAYS USES THE EMERGENCY LANE WHEN I CAUGHT IN THE JAM"

[vicky boy]

ok i am the selfish moron.........

[yee keong]

my my victorling...what an arse you are!....(said with his most fake british accent)

[vicky boy]

my my victorling...what an arse you are!....(said with his most fake british accent)
:eek: aiks...... did i step on ur tail????? go to adult channel to fire me lah....... :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

[yee keong]

i say it because you use the emergency lane. i scold you on behalf of [f]ish and and all the ppl that hate ppl going into the emergency lane.

personally, i dun give a damn where you drive your car.....hehehe...

[vicky boy]

ok i need to come out with speeches again.... haihzzz....

well as for me i dun really bother how ppl drive... they wanna use the emergency lane, go ahead. they wanna cut queue from outter lane, go ahead. they wanna drive at 200kmh, go ahead. they wanna break the law, go ahead. they wanna bang me with their car, go ahead; just make sure the pay for the damage; no pay i will mark their plate number and rest is history.

and if anyone bring me for a ride i will not comment on how my driver drives, even he drives badly or madly. emm... my brother also same so it runs in the family. well if any one of you are wondering y me wont comment? i give u a ride and u will know y....... cos most ppl who sits in my car will know y i dun comment on ppls driving

[KoChun]

If he/she drives dammm slow in front of you, go ahead too???

[vicky boy]

If he/she drives dammm slow in front of you, go ahead too???
yes kc....... go ahead.... i will try to over take if i can... nothing much wert..... if single lane then most of the time depends... but i think i will still be fine..

[KoChun]

Good, keep it up! I wish all drivers on the road are like you.

Not easy to keep cool when you are in a hurry.

[vicky boy]

well do not expect more of others if ur expectation on urself is not even that high.... what ppl doing is how u can see urself doing it.... so y expect others so much when u also doing it....

[siewjang]

Confession of a moron here - Can't help it. Either i overtake here and there, switching lanes when there is opportunity. If ppl use emergency lane, then I follow too :o

[vicky boy]

Confession of a moron here - Can't help it. Either i overtake here and there, switching lanes when there is opportunity. If ppl use emergency lane, then I follow too :o
hahahahahhahahahaaha give me five jang...... :laugh: :laugh:

[SMURF]

What if there was a driver driving on the right most lane say at 110Kph in which case is the maximum speed limit ... and there is a car coming from the back ...

[yee keong]

keep to the left unless overtaking!

[vicky boy]

What if there was a driver driving on the right most lane say at 110Kph in which case is the maximum speed limit ... and there is a car coming from the back ...
and????? what happened? who is in whose position?
if am driving at 110kph and a car coming frm the back faster than me i will let him pass....
if i am coming from the back i will flash and if the car dun see me and move i will put left signal and over take from the left...

[KoChun]

keep to the left unless overtaking!
Haha, was about to say the same thing. :)

[yee keong]

and????? what happened? who is in whose position?
if am driving at 110kph and a car coming frm the back faster than me i will let him pass....
if i am coming from the back i will flash and if the car dun see me and move i will put left signal and over take from the left...

penang drivers are dumb and dun keep left all the time. some idiot drives at 80kph on the right lane of the damn highway and even kena flash also stay there. so what to do?? honk the bugger and flash repeatedly. repeat until he keeps left. if stupid enough dun wanna keep left, then overtake him and keep 40kph in fronf of him, provided you got time...

[[f]ish]

i say it because you use the emergency lane. i scold you on behalf of [f]ish and and all the ppl that hate ppl going into the emergency lane.

personally, i dun give a damn where you drive your car.....hehehe...
wow thanx a bunch yk. hhmm come to think of it, on sunday evening when i was caught in the jam near the seremban area.. i think i saw a trueno (modified one) passed by me and guess what, yeah it's on my left lane.. EMERGENCY lane.. first thot came to my mind was, omg, could that be vic.. then i brushed aside that thought telling myself vic is a good boy who wouldn't simply use emergency lane even tho he's rushing to put off a fire.. but then, with vicky's confession here i guess i'm wrong.. he might be that guy.. vic pls confirm :)

[[f]ish]

What if there was a driver driving on the right most lane say at 110Kph in which case is the maximum speed limit ... and there is a car coming from the back ...
for me i'll let that fella pass cause i know my car's standard. haha. anyway what they said is true, keep left unless overtaking.. let those car speed by and hopefully got some sensors infront :p

[[f]ish]

penang drivers are dumb and dun keep left all the time. some idiot drives at 80kph on the right lane of the damn highway and even kena flash also stay there. so what to do?? honk the bugger and flash repeatedly. repeat until he keeps left. if stupid enough dun wanna keep left, then overtake him and keep 40kph in fronf of him, provided you got time...
lol, u are a rowdy driver too eh? haha.. not worth it. i used to be like u but then come to think of it, not worth it. there's always another mountain bigger than u out there. if u are 'lucky' u might meet that mountain if u try ur luck too much.. haha..

use vic's tactic to overtake from left and if u got time show him the universal sign loh.. haha.. :p

[vicky boy]

ish']wow thanx a bunch yk. hhmm come to think of it, on sunday evening when i was caught in the jam near the seremban area.. i think i saw a trueno (modified one) passed by me and guess what, yeah it's on my left lane.. EMERGENCY lane.. first thot came to my mind was, omg, could that be vic.. then i brushed aside that thought telling myself vic is a good boy who wouldn't simply use emergency lane even tho he's rushing to put off a fire.. but then, with vicky's confession here i guess i'm wrong.. he might be that guy.. vic pls confirm :)
if it was last week no its not me.... i was so drunk last weekend and dun even want to go out of the city... sleeping at home got lah....

it wans't me....

[yee keong]

still means you drove drunk you piece of sh!t. well, me did too last Fri....ack!

[[f]ish]

guys, i don't want to lose any of my year mates due to drink and drive k..