[CLOSED]Calling all 85ers

[amelia7]

Looks like very susah to find 85ers...still waiting. any 85ers out there???? or all too busy working/kids/families, etc, etc???

[song cm]

Looks like very susah to find 85ers...still waiting. any 85ers out there???? or all too busy working/kids/families, etc, etc???

Hi amelia7,

Hey, I have the same prob with my 87ers.......
The only way out is to gatecrash other ppl's forum.... :D or you will die of boredom....

[Alkapocino]

Looks like very susah to find 85ers...still waiting. any 85ers out there???? or all too busy working/kids/families, etc, etc???
Amelia our badminton Queen? I have contacted Praise Ling in S'pore.

Welcome 2 the forum.

[song cm]

Amelia our badminton Queen? I have contacted Praise Ling in S'pore.

Welcome 2 the forum.

Ohhh....and I was wondering which Amelia this is. Amelia C rite? Why the 7? :p

[lilianmiles]

Does anyone out there know where Ung Su Tiong is?

[amelia7]

Yep, this is Amelia, the ex-badminton queen aka Amelia C! The 7 has stuck on there ever since those days I registered for tmnet. Seems it is a popular name. 1,2,3 were all taken. So, to make it easier for my failing memory, I register myself as amelia7. 7 seems like a nice number anyway. And who are u Alkapocino? I am still feeling my way around and seems to be having problems finding the buttons I want. This unofficial website thing is really a good idea. Kudos to the 'originator' of this idea.

[song cm]

Yep, this is Amelia, the ex-badminton queen aka Amelia C! The 7 has stuck on there ever since those days I registered for tmnet. Seems it is a popular name. 1,2,3 were all taken. So, to make it easier for my failing memory, I register myself as amelia7. 7 seems like a nice number anyway. And who are u Alkapocino? I am still feeling my way around and seems to be having problems finding the buttons I want. This unofficial website thing is really a good idea. Kudos to the 'originator' of this idea.

Alkapocino is Allan Ling of class 86. The creater of the forum (DaBoss) is actually Edwin Tiong, Lilian's brother.

[Alkapocino]

Alkapocino is Allan Ling of class 86. The creater of the forum (DaBoss) is actually Edwin Tiong, Lilian's brother.
Welcome again sista Amelia. Really great to see you here. How's life up north? Dr. David can also join if he has time?

BTW my name is Alan not Allan.

Thank you for the introduction : Dem Kay Poh. Song CM aka brother of Song Nguk Ling- son of Mr. Song Lai Hock who taught us : " Lao shi zhao ang". :p

Amelia, your younger bro. is here too. ACwan (nick). Haven't seen him for long time. As for Alywin, I met him in Sydney last year during a business trip. Small small world. Trying to get him here too.

Sokong lah Forum ACS-Sitiawan. Yeah!

[lilianmiles]

Can you put me in contact with Praise Ling? Is that Ling Kay Chan?

[Alkapocino]

Can you put me in contact with Praise Ling? Is that Ling Kay Chan?
Yes. Kay Chan that is.

Please check your Private Message for his email address.

As for Ball Ung ST, he is in KL. I can contact his younger brother Su Hoe to locate him.

[censored]

Welcome 2 the forum. :)

[Alkapocino]

Mrs miles,

Did u manage to get hold of Kay Chan? Please do get him to join this forum too.

I will do your best in getting Ball Ung's contact.
:)

To answer your question. Well..I am of Class 86. A Chi year mate. So sorry to hijack this class. Just trying to get this Class of 85 going. Looking forward to read your postings.
:)

[lilianmiles]

Alan Ling, I think I remember what you look like. I have been drumming my fingers on my office desk all day trying to figure out who you are.

Do you look like this? :eek:

[Alkapocino]

Do you look like this? :eek:
What an elephant memory..but I am a little bigger and rounder now. :D

You see. No free sweeties here. If they want it, I would have to ask them to get it from you. Muahahaha.

Thanks lilian B_E_A_U......tiful miles. :)

[ungsutiong]

lilianmiles : is this your all time favourite song - "500 MILES"?

[ungsutiong]

amelia7: do u have 7 kids or 7 husbands or 7 lovers?

[lilianmiles]

ung su tiong, don't be cheeky.

[jimdiong]

the ball is always cheeky!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, its nice to know that we have a place where we can regain our contact with old friend which we have lost.
Hope my class ppl still remember me. :=))
Not that famous in class but how many Diong do u all in your year?? he he.... maybe only me......
Do drop me a line to keep in touch.

[ungsutiong]

jimdiong aka anak gembala aka the man with the golden voice. If only you can sing & dance for us again like the good old days. Infact, all of us are of the opinion that you should be the first original WILLIAM HUNG. Keep it up. (Of course you can shake & dance a lot better than WH)

[Alkapocino]

jimdiong aka anak gembala aka the man with the golden voice. If only you can sing & dance for us again like the good old days. Infact, all of us are of the opinion that you should be the first original WILLIAM HUNG. Keep it up. (Of course you can shake & dance a lot better than WH)
JimD sang Frank Sinatra "My Way" in one of the wedding dinner many years back in his very own way. Fullamak...beh tahan!! :D

[jimdiong]

thats a nice.
anak gemgala in action mah......
anyway, long time never sing oledi...... he he he.......

[Alkapocino]

Eh, Ball Ung. Any latest news to update me and Jimmy? Hahahaha.

[ungsutiong]

Eh, Ball Ung. Any latest news to update me and Jimmy? Hahahaha.
Ball : Mirror, mirror on the wall, WHO is the roundest of them all?
Mirror : ??@@!! (mirror cracked)

[ungsutiong]

thats a nice.
anak gemgala in action mah......
anyway, long time never sing oledi...... he he he.......
Malaysia Boleh! William Hung Boleh! Anak Gembala Mesti Boleh! Jim Diong is still our all time favourite wedding singer. Please sing us a song at the Alkapocino Cafe this Sunday 4.30 pm. 8tv has agreed to provide sexy back up dancers. By the way are u singing "SHE BANGS"?

[lilianmiles]

Su Tiong ah, is Jimmy Diong the action hero who speaks foo chow? From our Form Five days? Sister called Vivien Diong? Eh Alan, did I tell you Su Tiong sounds exactly the same as I remembered?

[ungsutiong]

Su Tiong ah, is Jimmy Diong the action hero who speaks foo chow? From our Form Five days? Sister called Vivien Diong? Eh Alan, did I tell you Su Tiong sounds exactly the same as I remembered?
He was known as Diong Chea Hu during his schooling days. To glamourised his career, he adopted JIMMY as his glamour name. (Thank GOD he didn't use WILLIAM) Since then he has been a regular feature at almost every wedding dinner in Sitiawan, Ipoh, Penang, KL, PJ, PD & sometimes Singapore. Make it a point to hear him sing when you travel around South East Asia. He has quite a following. No one remember his sister but everyone remember his sexy dancers ie VIVIAN, SUSIE, LOLA, KIM, ALICE, JESSIE, PEARL, JENNY...ETC...ETC. Any school leavers who care to audition, contact JIMDIONG.

[lilianmiles]

Su Tiong ah,

This diong chea hu...was he not the terror-on-a-motorbike? I did not know he has now metamorphosised into a sexy singer-cum-dancer. Does he wear glitter on stage? And does he do John Travolta grease 1 & 2 impressions? If so, please ask him to contact me. The Manchester Female OAP (Old Age Pensioners) are throwing a Christmas party in which we are looking for just his type.

[lilianmiles]

Chea Hu ah, nue eh gi nguai meh?

[ungsutiong]

He was the only one from ACS who ran over the dog with his so-called superbike & survived a 50m fall. Unfortunately the dog died without a name. Our hero managed to display some of his bruises around the school canteen as a symbol of macho-grown-up-man. Well he was only 15 at that time. NOW, the bruises had developed into a world map around his body (esp. his chest & some part of his waist) If this could be an attraction to The Manchester Female OAP, we could be his promoter for a whirlwind tour around UK. He is very fussy about women behaving themselves. Well he can dance & he can sing. Coupled with his "attractive" chest, he can make some good money before chinese new year. Cheers!

[lilianmiles]

Su Tiong, my worst fears have been confirmed. I had been hoping against hope it was not that Chea Hu who knocked down a dog, but alas, life is cruel. It IS that Chea Hu I had dreaded. I will find comfort in the voice of my mother, who I will ring to confide in.
Will speak to you tomorrow, Su Tiong.

[jimdiong]

yes lilian, chea hu here. The dog killer and terror on bike....... was in the school band. I wish they have malaysia idols at that time so that i dun have to sing in so many places.... ha ha ha and have this reputation lah........ right su tiong??
Now can't join the malaysia idols oledi.... too old for that..... maybe should organise sitiawan idols......
if your female OAP does not mind a naked fat man dancing that i think i will apply lah..... he he he........

[jimdiong]

of course nguai a kee nu.... but long time mor kang tuak nu loh.... nu hor moh??
nguai na ruk penang for the last 4 years.

[lilianmiles]

Chea Hu, what are you doing these days, any wives, kids and grandkids? It is great to hear from you. You and Su Tiong still together, then? Ai ya...where got too old to join oledi! You are only as young as you feel.

[jimdiong]

we still harrass each other from time to time..... we dun need enemy when we have such friends around!!! so life is good. Enemy and friend in one..... new trend mah...... 2 in 1 lah and 3 in 1.... so i have 2 in 1 lah........ good rite????
married with 2 kids.....
always feel young in heart but look into mirror....wah lua eh....... as su tiong put it..... mirror also break leh.........
travel to KL once a mth for meeting and will try to meet up with as many old friend as possible....... Terrance will be in penang tomolo ..... will show him this and join in too.... u remember terrance?? panjang??

[ungsutiong]

Need to set the facts correctly. 1)None of us knew JIM could perform naked. 2)His visits to KL is to ignite/rekindle certain old flame & visit some orphanage homes...ahem. Bear in mind it is sensitive to ask celebrities about kids. 3)His nickname is Mr Pick-up. He called me Mr One Night Stand as I could only stand by the Bar alone for the whole night. Anyway, it is good to know someone from our batch aspire to be the next TOM JONES, with a different version of chest display.

[Alkapocino]

Eh Alan, did I tell you Su Tiong sounds exactly the same as I remembered?
How does he sounds like..... :confused:


Care to elaborate? :D :D :D

[ungsutiong]

Please call me to find out my manner of speech.

[lilianmiles]

Alkapocino ah,
Ai yo...I think it was a damn bad idea to have contacted Su Tiong, who has then contacted Chea Hu. They were the people my mother warned me to stay away from. Chea Hu got two kids ! My God ! Chea Hu ah..do they look like you? Su Tiong also got two kids ! You got one wife and one kid ! I better hurry up lah !
When we were in Form Five right...Chea Hu was a real hock chiew terror. Su Tiong hokkien terror. I never expected them to make it so far in life...but as they say, God works in mysterious ways, and miracles do happen.

Terence ah ? Yes I remember Panjang. I thought he very handsome.
Alkapocino, don't worry, you be nice to me, I ring you oso.

[lilianmiles]

Need to set the facts correctly. 1)None of us knew JIM could perform naked. 2)His visits to KL is to ignite/rekindle certain old flame & visit some orphanage homes...ahem. Bear in mind it is sensitive to ask celebrities about kids. 3)His nickname is Mr Pick-up. He called me Mr One Night Stand as I could only stand by the Bar alone for the whole night. Anyway, it is good to know someone from our batch aspire to be the next TOM JONES, with a different version of chest display.


Su Tiong ah..the implications of the above email re orphanages are very disturbing. Do you mean Chea Hu has fathered children and then deposited them in orphanages around the country ? Please would you clarify this as this would determine my future affiliation with this Chea Hu.

[jimdiong]

ahem...... die lah this time..... my reputation just gone down the drain..... holy water also can not clean this oledi.......

[ungsutiong]

Celebrities & orphanage homes go together. Take a look at the late Lady Diana & orphanage homes, David Beckham & orphanage homes, Elvis Presley & his unknown children...eh? Get the drift? Sometimes there is a need to protect their identity. By the way, Lilian, have you heard Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" in Hokchew? It was popularised by the one & only JIM D. Please view the lyrics before listening to the song. The last I heard, he sang something about someone's mother.

[lilianmiles]

Good Lord, Su Tiong. The mind boggles. I cannot imagine the lyrics in Hock Chew. Are you able to oblige by providing the lyrics?

[ungsutiong]

Have you heard from any other classmates? Are you still lecturing? What subject? Are you a fan of Manchester Utd FC? Do you fancy David Beckham? Do you watch any of the football games live?

[Alkapocino]

Alkapocino, don't worry, you be nice to me, I ring you oso.
I will try otherwise, would you still ring me? :D

[lilianmiles]

Of course Alkapocino !

[jimdiong]

"she bangs" in hock chew?? wah i also dun know this is available.... su tiong, please provice the details in order to try it out.... ha ha ha....
Terrance was in here for a while and hope he can log in when he is back in KL.
Lilian, heard from ball that u lost 30lbs!!!! really look nice lah like that.... i wish i can lost that much too but instead gain that in a short while... the food is good in penang...or age problem.....
Ball, call more 85ers to join in lah... to make it more fun ....

[lilianmiles]

dei su tiong ! how come you tell everyone all my secrets lah ! Next time I don wan to talk to you anymore.
Chea Hu ah..where your photos of your family lah ! I have been waiting to see them.
If you give me your email address I send you photo of me ok? I oso send you photo of my botak man.

[Alkapocino]

Ai yo yo..lilianmiles merajuk. Hey, JimD, could you please do the "She's So Vulnerable" - Roxette in your own William Hung's way.

I think Su Tiong is in great trouble...

[jimdiong]

due to popular demand !!!! i shall do it !!! for u only Lilian !!!

[ungsutiong]

LilianMiles
I didn't leak your secrets, just trying to motivate our local celebrity to lose some weight. He can't be wearing clothes 2 size smaller each time he go on stage.

JimD.
Due to my limited hockchew vocab, I can't do much translation. I hope I can understand your version of "She's So Vulnerable"- in hockchew of course.

Alkapocino
Who is vulnerable? Who is the heartbreaker? Who molested her heart?

[ungsutiong]

The following friends will visit our site so please behave yourselves.
1) David Lee Sien Tiong (formerly known as Lee Sien Toong, Sepp Maier)
2) Glen Edward Richards (aka GONDOL)
3) Dr Yeap Joo Seng

[ungsutiong]

Did you take part in the latest contest "Are you BOND enough?" It was a nationwide hunt for a Malaysian James Bond. I thought I saw you on tv the other day. Please give us the updates as we will be giving all our support to you. By the way, "If you were a gadget, you will be ........"?

[lilianmiles]

Ei..Su Tiong. Are you referring to the Glen we all went to school with in ACS? I vaguely remember him..wasn't he very macho and handsome?
Why call him Gondol? what is the meaning of Gondol?

Chea Hu sent me a file which I was not able to open. I could not wait to see what he looks like now, but my computer suffered a meltdown whilst trying to open it, Chea Hu...you must still look damn hebat man! I have to revisit your file when I go in to my office tomorrow. If I cannot open the file on my work computer, then I think there is no hope.


Alkapocino, no lah...where got merajuk with Su Tiong? How could I merajuk with someone so lovable like him? I ONLY WANT TO KILL HIM FOR REVEALING MY SECRETS !!!!!!!

Su Tiong, when did Sien Toong adopt the name DAVID?

OK folks bye for now...will write again later.

[ungsutiong]

1) Please be more sensitive when using the word "botak". In Malaysia, we are more diplomatic as we use the term Zidane and/or Ronaldo. Zidane - for receeding hair or balding. Ronaldo- for complete baldness. You will understand better when you see us in person.
2) Glen has always been a true ACS boy, from Std 1 to Upper 6 (a total of 13 yrs). Most guys look macho & handsome at 17. So I'm not sure which handsome guy u r referring to. Pls be more specific.
Why GONDOL? Please refer your geography text book (for SPM) on the process of pengondolan. Don't mistake him for GONDOR from Lord of The Rings.
3)Sien Toong became DAVID when he was working in Papua New Guinea during the last millenium. His fellow colleagues had a hard time trying to remember his chinese name. Thus, he became DAVID but not in a glamorous way like JIM D.
4) REMINDER! View Jim D.'s pics in private! :eek:

[ungsutiong]

Are you selected for the next James Bond? Will you be surrounded by sexy girls? Will you be known as 007 or the disposable 003?

[Alkapocino]

FYI, I have replaced my 003 with 002 for quite a while now. As for the James Bond rendition I sucks and they accused me of harassing the co-stars. What the heck! I screwed up. Landed myself with Godfather sequel instead. Kinda like the script and LLD (long legged dame) there are just bolidicious.

The making of the Godfather - The Sequel will be aired very soon. Check out your cables.

Whuar!!!!

[Alkapocino]

Alkapocino, no lah...where got merajuk with Su Tiong? How could I merajuk with someone so lovable like him? I ONLY WANT TO KILL HIM FOR REVEALING MY SECRETS !!!!!!!



JimD, how about crooning " O O You're In Trouble" in Hockchew for our well in DANGER Ball balding Ung!

[jimdiong]

Well, well ,well..... i think i say too much and get ball in trouble...... anyway..its a good trouble as lilian got to fly back to malaysia in order to do that.... maybe she need that trip.....
as for the song... no need lah.... ball have always been in trouble.... so its a daily ruotine lah.... he he he....

Lilian ah.... my photo too hot for ur PC??? wah...must tone down a bit lah......
inform me should you still have problem..... so, your "botak" is Ronaldo type or zidene??

Ball, when r they(David, Glen and Dr. Yeap) going to join us in here??

[ungsutiong]

Do you know that BALL is BALD? Have you ever seen a hairy BALL? :)

[ungsutiong]

Our friends are busy working. Unlike us, busy pressing buttons & some other gadgets. BTW are you getting me into some kind of trouble? I happen to know Alkapocino (The Legendary Godfather from ACS) in person. Ahem.

[ungsutiong]

Have you been in touch with anyone else? or are u still busy playing badminton? Are you going into coaching?

[Alkapocino]

Do you know that BALL is BALD? Have you ever seen a hairy BALL? :)
Er...rambutans?? :o

[jimdiong]

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!
RAMBUTAN IT IS!!!!!!!!
Alka, u r good man......

[ungsutiong]

Er...rambutans?? :o
Aisay man! You r the man! If you r James Bond, is rambutan your special gadget? Please explain the special functions of rambutan during your dangerous missions? TQ.

[jimdiong]

wei...why suddenly so polite one??? something is brewing!!!!!

[ungsutiong]

wei...why suddenly so polite one??? something is brewing!!!!!
JimD.- R u politely brewing something? Is it beer or todi? R u doing branding for your brewery? R u calling it JIM TODI? Don't tell us u r going to sing in your own todi commercial? Don't forget to invite LilianMiles to appear in your commercials. She has beautiful hair.

[ungsutiong]

When I am not calling you, it doesn't mean that I've forgotten you. I'm just giving you time to miss me. If you think that I kind of perasan a lot, blame it on JIM TODI & Alkapocino-they rub it on me. :cool:

[ungsutiong]

Who is the main sponsor for your badminton career? Are you doing some secret training up north? JIM TODI has some spare budget for sports sponsorship. His only condition in the contract-don't mention his spare tyre.

[ungsutiong]

Alkapocino- To be demoted from 007 to 002 must be very tight for u...er.. I mean it must be a tight situation for u. And yet you could still harass your co-stars in tight situations. This is truly BOND in action. Can u share your secrets?

[lilianmiles]

When I am not calling you, it doesn't mean that I've forgotten you. I'm just giving you time to miss me. If you think that I kind of perasan a lot, blame it on JIM TODI & Alkapocino-they rub it on me. :cool:

Oh my god ! Su Tiong, you ARE damn perasan man ! Chea Hu ah...Alkapocino ah...see this Su Tiong ah ? One phone call he think I in love with him ! (err....er....actually, I...I am lah !)

[lilianmiles]

Eh..Alkapocino, eh..Su Tiong, you know this Chea Hu ah ? Wah doi...he look damn handsome man ! Tengok foto dia pun geram dan frust !

Ask him to send you a pic of him in his office...wah...look like Leslie Cheung man ! Boh pieng lu eh! Tian tiok eh !

Su Tiong, Alkapocino, any chance of viewing what you look like now? Send to my private email address ah ?

[lilianmiles]

Do you know that BALL is BALD? Have you ever seen a hairy BALL? :)


Ei Alkapocino and Chea Hu, is this true?

[ausman]

here comes me...ausman... good'y. ladies.....ms miles.... mdm amelia7 ..... etc....etc..
from down underw**r

[jimdiong]

lilian, u know how rambutan look like...imagine it on his head.... thats how he look like now... ha ha ha......

Tiong, wah.... long distance relationship just been established. Like that how? got to fly over to UK kah... but be careful, nanti botak parang u !!!!!!
BTW, Ausman, care to introduce urself??

Guys... u got to c how lilian look like now..... really choon man!!!!!!!!!! no wonder ball perasan after i forward her photo to him...... I hope lilian dun mind.... just got to do it!!!

[ungsutiong]

Lilian-I only hope he look like, not behave like, Leslie Cheung. Can't imagine him behaving like Leslie, my fish would stop swimming. BTW which part of him look like Leslie? His armpit? His charisma on stage? No wonder his appointment for wedding dinners has been booked till 2005.

[lilianmiles]

Chea Hu, thank you for the compliment. I shall send you a picture of Botak and I today. You do not look so bad yourself, in fact I think the weight does you a favour rather than a disfavour. Does your wife have to fight other women off who I imagine cling to your biceps wherever you go?

Su Tiong..ai yo you...just because you jealous Ah Hu, don't mean your fish must stop swimming la. I am trying very hard to fight off images of you with rambutan style hair. Ah Hu ah..oo tiok boh? Mai pien wa lah !

[lilianmiles]

Ah Hu ah...I sen you foto you got oready or not. Send them on to Ah Tiong.

This you :D
This Ah Tiong :cool:
This Alkapocino :eek:

[ungsutiong]

You are one lucky pretty girl who could have the best of both worlds. Now you can have botak from two different continents. By the way, have you met AUSMAN aka THOMAS the Choo-choo train? He is maintaining this element of mysterious identity. Let me guess- could he be a salesman for underwear?

[ungsutiong]

How is your TODI commercial coming along? Get in touch with AUSMAN aka THOMAS the Choo-choo train. He could have the perfect underwear for u as I was told it could CHANGE by itself. Perhaps u could use his motto for your TODI-Some people changed jobs, mates & friends BUT never think of changing themselves. Just imagine drinking your TODI without changing themselves. Cool.....isn't it?

[lilianmiles]

How is your TODI commercial coming along? Get in touch with AUSMAN aka THOMAS the Choo-choo train. He could have the perfect underwear for u as I was told it could CHANGE by itself. Perhaps u could use his motto for your TODI-Some people changed jobs, mates & friends BUT never think of changing themselves. Just imagine drinking your TODI without changing themselves. Cool.....isn't it?


Yes, but what about personal hygiene?

[lilianmiles]

You are one lucky pretty girl who could have the best of both worlds. Now you can have botak from two different continents. By the way, have you met AUSMAN aka THOMAS the Choo-choo train? He is maintaining this element of mysterious identity. Let me guess- could he be a salesman for underwear?


Su Tiong ah..does Botak No 2 refer to you? In that case, I am damn lucky man !

Who the hell is Thomas the Choo Choo train? Name? Identity? Gender? Vital statstics?

[amelia7]

Just joined again after a short hiatus. Ball bald ah? Cannot imagine.

[amelia7]

was lost in the website a little while....just had time to figure it out properly and am catching up with the reading. Looks like you guys have had quite a discussion. Remember Chea Hu, Glen, Terence panjang (always wondered what happened to him). What am i doing now? I am still playing badminton. Still take part in tournaments (for veterans, that is) and sometimes still boleh menang...but it's getting more difficult as the years take its toll. No time for coaching-lah! Let's see, I am still in touch with Jean, Mona and Choo Chin. The rest, occasionally. Maklumlah...I'm stuck way up north here.

[ungsutiong]

Hi guys. I can't locate Su Tiong. He rushed off in a hurry this morning & left his laptop and handphone in my room. I hope he is not in some kind of trouble. If any of you get in touch with him, please tell him I am leaving for Tokyo on Sunday morning via MH733. Thank you.

From : Miss Maria Sharapova. 2/12/2004.

[Linkinfark]

Hi guys. I can't locate Su Tiong. He rushed off in a hurry this morning & left his laptop and handphone in my room. I hope he is not in some kind of trouble. If any of you get in touch with him, please tell him I am leaving for Tokyo on Sunday morning via MH733. Thank you.

From : Miss Maria Sharapova. 2/12/2004.

Hi Maria,
Su Tiong is over here in my room together with linkinfark. Wanna join us?!
Love,
Anna K.

[lilianmiles]

Hi guys. I can't locate Su Tiong. He rushed off in a hurry this morning & left his laptop and handphone in my room. I hope he is not in some kind of trouble. If any of you get in touch with him, please tell him I am leaving for Tokyo on Sunday morning via MH733. Thank you.

From : Miss Maria Sharapova. 2/12/2004.

Adoi...perasan betul.

[lilianmiles]

Hi Maria,
Su Tiong is over here in my room together with linkinfark. Wanna join us?!
Love,
Anna K.


Dear Anna,

I see from your picture you had intensive surgery to improve your looks.

[Linkinfark]

Dear Anna,

I see from your picture you had intensive surgery to improve your looks.

You shd have seen me before the surgery! :D

[jimdiong]

wah.... when did su tion got himself a sexytary?? must visit him in the office oledi....

[lilianmiles]

You shd have seen me before the surgery! :D

Please do not tell me the surgery went wrong ?

[lilianmiles]

Su Tiong, you must be busy with anna K. aka Linkinfark. You have been out of action (inactive) the last few days. Wassup?

[jimdiong]

lilian, he have been hiding in 89..... i think he feel younger than his age..... good for u su tiong, go for it........ just do it..

[Alkapocino]

Su Tiong, you must be busy with anna K. aka Linkinfark. You have been out of action (inactive) the last few days. Wassup?
Ball is back in hometown at the Lorong Belakang. Doing is balding chest surgery. The hair transplant process will take about 48 hours to complete.

Mdm Lilianmiles, he asked me to send his love wishes to you and plead you to be patient waiting for his comeback. :D

[lilianmiles]

Alkapocino ah...tell Ah Tiong that (ahem ! ahem! ) my feelings for him will not change...whether he has hair or not.

[Alkapocino]

Before he went into the OT, he said this "Tell Lilian I loved her..tell Lilian I missed her...tell Lilian not to cry...my love for her...will never die".

Sounded like Skeeter Davies repertoire. Should ask JimD to re-mix it. :D

[lilianmiles]

Before he went into the OT, he said this "Tell Lilian I loved her..tell Lilian I missed her...tell Lilian not to cry...my love for her...will never die".

Sounded like Skeeter Davies repertoire. Should ask JimD to re-mix it. :D


Alkapocino....my heart surges with emotion...why did Su Tiong keep this secret from me all these years....all those lonely empty years here...and I never knew he held a torch for me....as I look back in my life...all the happiness I could have had...all the yearnings I could have fulfilled....Su Tiong...my love...my dreams....my hopes......

[Alkapocino]

"Tell Ah Tiong I love him, tell Ah Tiong I need him, tell Ah Tiong he might be late, my love for him willl never die.."

Another rendition from Skeeter Davies repertoire.

So the story continues...

[ungsutiong]

Amelia7 - Having played badminton all these years you must be in great shape. I may be out of shape but I am definitely not bald.

Alkapocino - R U Bond Enough to use the rambutan as your secret gadget?

[Alkapocino]

For your sake and for mdm miles happiness...I m bond enuf and rambutan wilt be my gadget

[ungsutiong]

lilian, he have been hiding in 89..... i think he feel younger than his age..... good for u su tiong, go for it........ just do it..
Has any Russian Girl told you that I am like wine - 'coz I get better with age. My contribution to the class of 89 was a mere reply to Linkinfart...err..Lincolnfart...eerrrr....Linkinfa rk. (I'm bad with names) Sorry.

[ungsutiong]

For your sake and for mdm miles happiness...I m bond enuf and rambutan wilt be my gadget
My fellow comrade, please explain the purpose of rambutan during your dangerous mission? Alkapocino, OVER...

[Alkapocino]

As Bond , I normally work on a mission alone. But for this specific mission I was assisted by Ball Balding who used his gadget (rambutan that is) in an extremely tight situation. He used to be called 003 but that mission he choose to be uncoded. The mission accomplished.

[ungsutiong]

I am getting married next month Jan 8, 2005. It's a small party with only a few people being invited. Don't give money/angpow, don't bring any gift. Just bring SOMEONE to marry me! Do I sound desperate? After reading your undying pledge on eternal love, I couldn't think straight for the past few days. The thought of shaving my head bald actually crossed my mind. Please tell me what to do? To be bald or not to be bald?

Jim D. - Can u please sing at my wedding? Don't forget to sing "She Bangs" in Hockchew.

Alkapocino - As Godfather, can you bless the holy matrimonial, not with bullets, not with rambutans but with words of encouragement?

Linkinfark - Please don't fart during the wedding dinner. We'll pay u to shut the other mouth.

[ungsutiong]

The Legendary Godfather experienced puppy love....not so very long ago, only 20 years or so, luring countless girls he came...etc. Who is the lucky girl? Is she the next Bond girl?

[lilianmiles]

Hello All, This is the agent of Lilian Miles aka "Mini Me". I have a message to convey.

"Due to lovesickness, Lilian Miles will be unavailable for conversation or comment for the next month or so. She is pining for her beloved Ung. She is inconsolable. Her tears wet her pillow every night. She surrounds herself with red rose petals. She blinds herself to life. She refuses to entertain the thought of living. After her declaration of love for Ung (which has taken her much courage), this has not (yet) been reciprocated, and has caused her enormous sorrow."
:(

[ungsutiong]

Hello agent of LM aka "Mini Me"
Announcement - If LM is in hiding, the organiser has decided to call off the wedding as we cannot proceed without the bride. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. To love....or not to love...that is the question.

Alkapocino & Jim D. - Any other songs dedication?

[Linkinfark]

I am getting married next month Jan 8, 2005. It's a small party with only a few people being invited. Don't give money/angpow, don't bring any gift. Just bring SOMEONE to marry me! Do I sound desperate? After reading your undying pledge on eternal love, I couldn't think straight for the past few days. The thought of shaving my head bald actually crossed my mind. Please tell me what to do? To be bald or not to be bald?

Jim D. - Can u please sing at my wedding? Don't forget to sing "She Bangs" in Hockchew.

Alkapocino - As Godfather, can you bless the holy matrimonial, not with bullets, not with rambutans but with words of encouragement?

Linkinfark - Please don't fart during the wedding dinner. We'll pay u to shut the other mouth.

Correction, as my nick says, I don't fart, I fark... :D

[ungsutiong]

Please fart anyway. Wedding dinner cancelled. Can u organise a bachelor's party?

[Linkinfark]

Please fart anyway. Wedding dinner cancelled. Can u organise a bachelor's party?

Ya, just let one rip.. I thought you're the resident expert in Bachelor's party?!!
Ok then, date, time & venue? I'll consult Fulat as he's the more happening man.. You might see him in Malaysian Tatler sometimes... ;)
I'm sure the Godfather will give his blessings and make an appearance as well if it's organized well..

[lilianmiles]

Hello agent of LM aka "Mini Me"
Announcement - If LM is in hiding, the organiser has decided to call off the wedding as we cannot proceed without the bride. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. To love....or not to love...that is the question.

Alkapocino & Jim D. - Any other songs dedication?


Ah Tiong ah....I am catching the next plane and abandoning my life here to come back to you. I have decided that despite all my achievements here, they are flavourless if the salt is missing....

[lilianmiles]

Ah Hu ah...now that I am reconciled to my childhood sweetheart (Ah Tiong) can you organise a celebration? I would like a rendition (Ah Hu style) of Coast to Coast by Westlife.

[jimdiong]

wow.... missing for few days and so many thing happen..... this really blow me off.... Lilian coming back to malaysia for su tiong..... !!!! this event got to be life telecast on tv8.... better than recorded ones.... Alka hor.....
and a country side tour is a must.... that is sitiawan country side lah..... after than honey moon in pangkor.....
Kinfark.... maybe u can organise the tour.....
Alka... please bless this....
as for me.... will do a hockchew "she bangs" ... hope you guys dun run away while i sing my heart out... he he he....

[Linkinfark]

wow.... missing for few days and so many thing happen..... this really blow me off.... Lilian coming back to malaysia for su tiong..... !!!! this event got to be life telecast on tv8.... better than recorded ones.... Alka hor.....
and a country side tour is a must.... that is sitiawan country side lah..... after than honey moon in pangkor.....
Kinfark.... maybe u can organise the tour.....
Alka... please bless this....
as for me.... will do a hockchew "she bangs" ... hope you guys dun run away while i sing my heart out... he he he....

OK ON! Although I dun know the rest of you except Su Tiong, I will still help. Already reserved Pangkor Laut Resort and Lucianno Pavarotti will be singing at the reception. Backed up by our very own ACS Sitiawan Old Boys Band. Can you do a version of She Bangs opera style? Then Pavarottitelur will sing with you. Reception will be by the beach and all must wear bikini g-strings or beachwear. No topless or bottomless as Godfather will have his thugs(sorry, men) guarding the entrance. Entrance strictly by invitation only. Fulat will be in charge of screening thru the invites. I guess moderators can forget about it as you censor his postings so much..hee hee..Sekian terima kasih.

[Alkapocino]

No topless or bottomless as Godfather will have his thugs(sorry, men) guarding the entrance. Entrance strictly by invitation only. Fulat will be in charge of screening thru the invites. I guess moderators can forget about it as you censor his postings so much..hee hee..Sekian terima kasih.
Eeek, don't say lah thugs, say lah loving brothers... :D

[Linkinfark]

Eeek, don't say lah thugs, say lah loving brothers... :D

Loving brothers?! Do i sense a closet gay here?!! :p

[lilianmiles]

Ah Tiong ah...in view of the arrangements being made (Ah Hu, Fulat, Linkinfark and Alka)....

[jimdiong]

yes...lilian...waiting ..........what u wanna say??

[lilianmiles]

yes...lilian...waiting ..........what u wanna say??

Ai ya...shy lah, Ah Hu...

[Alkapocino]

Aduhai Kak Lilianbatu,

"Jangan tunggu lama lama, nanti lama lama, nanti diambil orang". *

* excerpt from a local malay classic song.

Tell lar..he he he.

[ungsutiong]

No gays allowed at the function, be it closet gay, public gay,hairy gay or bald gay. However, transvestite from Thailand & South Korea are coming as special escorts for Linkinfart & Jim D, just in case they can't find any suitable date. Privacy assured as promised by Fulat & Alkapocino.

[ungsutiong]

Have you heard "Aku Cinta Padamu" by Siti Nurhaliza? Do you have enough time to prepare it in Hokchew? Be careful not to end up like Sharifah Aini.

Ausman - Are you providing sexy undergarments & G-strings for the sexy ladies? Are you still busy selling underwear?

Linkinfart - Have u invited Fulat aka TCK to be the MC? Please don't fart or u might be labelled "Likingfart" or "King.of.fart.cum.my"

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - Had lunch with the Godfather this afternoon & he gave me some sound advice : "YOU JUMP, I JUMP..." The function will be held near the sea, this could be a conspiracy. Elope or jump aeroplane?

P/S : Jump aeroplane or thew fei khei in cantonese means migrate to another country, albeit as immigrants.

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. described you (after seeing your photos) as drop dead gorgeous, knock-out beauty, so cun can fall-off chairlah...! After dropping, knocked out, drooling & fall off the chair, he is covered with bruises & bumps all over his head. Let's hope his injury is not as severe as those suffered by "Kena Taruh King" aka Ausman aka Thomas the choo choo train. Anyway, Jim's wife gave him 24 hours to explain the injuries. Can u assist our fellow comrade.....?

[Alkapocino]

No gays allowed at the function, be it closet gay, public gay,hairy gay or bald gay. However, transvestite from Thailand & South Korea are coming as special escorts for Linkinfart & Jim D, just in case they can't find any suitable date. Privacy assured as promised by Fulat & Alkapocino.
Amen to that..dem, got influenced by arch-an-gel already after reading his/her posts.

BTW, we need more volunteers to help out during the function as the news of lilianmiles flight's details to KL is now known to public. We are anticipating a big crowd at the KLIA welcoming her long awaited return.

[Linkinfark]

No gays allowed at the function, be it closet gay, public gay,hairy gay or bald gay. However, transvestite from Thailand & South Korea are coming as special escorts for Linkinfart & Jim D, just in case they can't find any suitable date. Privacy assured as promised by Fulat & Alkapocino.

Importing Harisu (http://www.cliphoto.com/social/harisu.htm) from South Korea. I think you've more contacts in Pattaya so kindly make the arrangements.

[Linkinfark]

Have you heard "Aku Cinta Padamu" by Siti Nurhaliza? Do you have enough time to prepare it in Hokchew? Be careful not to end up like Sharifah Aini.

Ausman - Are you providing sexy undergarments & G-strings for the sexy ladies? Are you still busy selling underwear?

Linkinfart - Have u invited Fulat aka TCK to be the MC? Please don't fart or u might be labelled "Likingfart" or "King.of.fart.cum.my"

Anybody going to sing 'I Swear' ?
I think Ausman IS trying out the sexy undergarments & g-strings! :)

Fulat MC? I think yr brother Redfish will be better MC.

I'm gonna register my domain soon.. www.linkinfark.com

[lilianmiles]

Amen to that..dem, got influenced by arch-an-gel already after reading his/her posts.

BTW, we need more volunteers to help out during the function as the news of lilianmiles flight's details to KL is now known to public. We are anticipating a big crowd at the KLIA welcoming her long awaited return.

Alkapocino,
As Sitiawan godfather, I am entrusting the handling of the marriage ceremony and vows to you.
I am even as I write, making preparations for my big day.
But Alka, I scared that Ah Tiong might get cold feet la.. :D

[lilianmiles]

Jim D. described you (after seeing your photos) as drop dead gorgeous, knock-out beauty, so cun can fall-off chairlah...! After dropping, knocked out, drooling & fall off the chair, he is covered with bruises & bumps all over his head. Let's hope his injury is not as severe as those suffered by "Kena Taruh King" aka Ausman aka Thomas the choo choo train. Anyway, Jim's wife gave him 24 hours to explain the injuries. Can u assist our fellow comrade.....?

Ah Tiong ah...the question is not whether Ah Hu found me drop dead gorgeous...the question is whether YOU found me so....

[lilianmiles]

Amen to that..dem, got influenced by arch-an-gel already after reading his/her posts.

BTW, we need more volunteers to help out during the function as the news of lilianmiles flight's details to KL is now known to public. We are anticipating a big crowd at the KLIA welcoming her long awaited return.


Please ask Ah Tiong to come fetch me on his scooter...I will be waiting for him...despite the vast cheering crowd, my eyes will only be looking for my hero...

[Alkapocino]

Alkapocino,
As Sitiawan godfather, I am entrusting the handling of the marriage ceremony and vows to you.
I am even as I write, making preparations for my big day.
But Alka, I scared that Ah Tiong might get cold feet la.. :D
Ai ya, he okay one, yesterday he told me over the phone he'll buy you a BIG diamond ring to wear on your nose some more. Don't worry lar, you just eat sleep eat sleep till you are back..the rest leave it to my brothers ok? :cool:

[lilianmiles]

Ai ya, he okay one, yesterday he told me over the phone he'll buy you a BIG diamond ring to wear on your nose some more. Don't worry lar, you just eat sleep eat sleep till you are back..the rest leave it to my brothers ok? :cool:


Su Tiong, Alka wrote me the above email. Do you really think I am a cow? Huh !

Members of the public, the wedding is OFFFFFF !! :mad:

[ungsutiong]

Linkinfark:- u r truly evil for showing me the World of HARISU. It is better than the world of Suzy Wong & vivid.com. Now that the wedding is off, I might jump aeroplane at South Korea. Thanx for the intro...

[ungsutiong]

Lilianmiles :- I agree that you are drop dead gorgeous but after seeing the world of Harisu, his beauty is simply out of this world. He is more beautiful, more sexy & more gorgeous than the real woman. As the law says, there is always an exception to the general rule....do u concur with my judgement?

[ungsutiong]

Alka :- You must be the evil that rule over the land of evil empire. How could you ask me to dress up my wife as a cow? How come you arrange the wedding dinner ala Indian Bollywood style? That is too much man. Now that the wedding is off, someone else immediately took over the date for his own wedding dinner. He is none other than Hoo Lincoln. Do you still remember him? He is also using the same venue. Your effort is not wasted. What a coincidence.

[ungsutiong]

You just did Hoo Lincoln a big favour by calling off the wedding. He is getting MARRIED! on the same day! Just received his invitation card an hour ago. His wife is a local chinese, as contrary to public speculation on her nationality. Lian Seng & I were having teh tarik with him. You should see the joy on his face, grinning from ear to ear. You need a richter scale to measure his happiness - u can feel the earth move! Perhaps you could give him some pointers about the big diamond on the nose, just to jazz up the wedding.

[ungsutiong]

Jim D aka William H - You are the man as you have just been invited to be the wedding singer at Lincoln's wedding? He specifically asked for "She Bangs" in Hockchew. Kong Lian Seng had agreed to be the back up dancer. Loh Sah John volunteer to be the honourable MC as he has not spoken in 3 years. May GOD bless his speech.

LilianMiles & Amelia7 - Please don't miss this earth shattering event.
Linkinfark - They do not prohibit farting. Please feel comfortable......

[lilianmiles]

Lilianmiles :- I agree that you are drop dead gorgeous but after seeing the world of Harisu, his beauty is simply out of this world. He is more beautiful, more sexy & more gorgeous than the real woman. As the law says, there is always an exception to the general rule....do u concur with my judgement?

Ai ya Su Tiong...Harisu might be damn beautiful, but...why you want fake stuff?

[lilianmiles]

You just did Hoo Lincoln a big favour by calling off the wedding. He is getting MARRIED! on the same day! Just received his invitation card an hour ago. His wife is a local chinese, as contrary to public speculation on her nationality. Lian Seng & I were having teh tarik with him. You should see the joy on his face, grinning from ear to ear. You need a richter scale to measure his happiness - u can feel the earth move! Perhaps you could give him some pointers about the big diamond on the nose, just to jazz up the wedding.


May Lincoln be blessed with many sons...

[Linkinfark]

Ai ya Su Tiong...Harisu might be damn beautiful, but...why you want fake stuff?

Ms Kilometres, oops, Ms Miles, you don't know meh, he has a thing for transvestites/transgender mah.. if not why he ask me to invite those from Thailand etc.. Aiso easy mah, don't worry about having offsprings! Two kau liao..

[ungsutiong]

I shall concur with your judgement on Harisu - just play without worries of offspring. Cool Man. As Zaitun says : "Gunakan tanpa was was..."

[Alkapocino]

And also pakai lah FAB buku, kasi cuci dan polish sampai bersinar (kilat kilat)

[Linkinfark]

And also pakai lah FAB buku, kasi cuci dan polish sampai bersinar (kilat kilat)

Sorry dudes, don't sell advertisements here... :D

[ungsutiong]

Alka - Nike asked you to do it, you play with soap. having problems with lubricants?

[lilianmiles]

Alka - Nike asked you to do it, you play with soap. having problems with lubricants?


Su Tiong, don't be foul ! People can repot you to polis you know ! I am going to tell my mum how wicked you have been. PS I dreamt about Glen Richards last night. Botak damn jealous man ! He ask Glen handsome or not. I told him the truth..(suspense...)

Alka, oi yo...my heart bleeds at the thought I will not be at the reunion tomorrow. I know this is an imposition on you, but please drink yam seng yam seng a lot for me OK? Do you know who is going?

Ah Hu ah..you so quiet one leh? Wassup. Do you know Ah Tiong buy Mercedes to fetch me from the airport? My Christmas present to him is a driver's (ooops..I mean chauffeur's - more high class) hat so I can pretend to be big shot sitting in a Merc when he ferry me around town.

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - Me foul? Are you giving me red card?
Alka - I found out about your friend at Nike. She is tall, loves "kong piang" and enjoy eating kampong koh "Loo Mhean".

[ungsutiong]

Can you demonstrate how to shake your bum in driver's hat & bow-tie?
Gotta learn from you.

[lilianmiles]

Can you demonstrate how to shake your bum in driver's hat & bow-tie?
Gotta learn from you.

O Chea Hu...kami rindu kan mooo...where are you...?

[jimdiong]

hi guys...... been buzy for the last few days with my out law...opps....i mean in-laws....
u guys want me to do a dance with only bow tie and driver hat??? errrr..... can not lah.... i think the girls will run away leh during lincoln's wedding.... hey..its sitiawan ok... ppl are very conservative... he he he.... maybe with an underware on (supply by ausman) than only ok lah......
Talking abt Lincoln....... well... finally after years of anticipation... our friend called me and inform that that he is gettting married..... 1st thing that come to my mind was..... broken rubber case..... we shall see...... he he he......
Tiong..... u really go all the way to lure her back to Malaysia.... good for you and Lilian , please consider and hope all afford by Mr. Ung is not wasted.....

[lilianmiles]

Ah Hu, Su Tiong and I have decided to call the wedding off, although we have promised each other to love each other to the very end...I still remember the days he used to come to my house in the evenings on his motorbike to fetch me to eat pau. But Ah Hu (sob sob) ...it was he who decided to play away and marry another...what to do?

Do you get on with your in laws?What did you do with the family? I presume you were not able to make it to the gathering.

Alka, how are you? Are you still holding the fort together?

Guys, can anyone update me on Lincoln's imminent momentous event?

[Alkapocino]

I am waiting for further instructions. After all we "jaga pintu" only.
But seriously, we have planned to give Mr. Ball and your goodself a "GREAT BALL". Please don't call it off. Please!

[lilianmiles]

I am waiting for further instructions. After all we "jaga pintu" only.
But seriously, we have planned to give Mr. Ball and your goodself a "GREAT BALL". Please don't call it off. Please!

Tiong, complicated kan? Apa macam?

[ungsutiong]

Jim D.- You very perasanlah. People asked whether you know the dance BUT you volunteer to dance in Sitiawan during Lincoln's wedding, plus, doing it in bow-tie, hat & ausman underwear. Shamelah! Anyway, Lilian's heart is beating with excitement. It is beating so hard u can feel the earth move like jurassic park.

[ungsutiong]

I am waiting for further instructions. After all we "jaga pintu" only.
But seriously, we have planned to give Mr. Ball and your goodself a "GREAT BALL". Please don't call it off. Please!
Alka - jaga pintu or jaga BOLA?

[Alkapocino]

:eek: Boss "ball" sudah balik!!

Bangun bangun...I jaga bolas boss..hehehe.

Miss you like the rat misses the rice.

[ausman]

Ball is back.... welcome.... man we really feel lonely here without your voice.... brudder...

are you coming to dharoos tomorrow nite or not....

[ungsutiong]

Jim D.- For the purpose of case study, can you please elaborate a little on the case of the broken rubber. Is the rubber broken before or after the act? How does this lead to you being invited to perform at the wedding dinner?

Lilian, as an authority in a certain area of law, is there a valid case against the manufacturer, if it is broken before the act?

Alka - Please be reminded there is no soap involved.

[ungsutiong]

Ausman - the mamak shop is just opposite the damansara police station. How to taruh the "Kena Taruh King"? Very risky.

[lilianmiles]

Jim D.- For the purpose of case study, can you please elaborate a little on the case of the broken rubber. Is the rubber broken before or after the act? How does this lead to you being invited to perform at the wedding dinner?

Lilian, as an authority in a certain area of law, is there a valid case against the manufacturer, if it is broken before the act?

Alka - Please be reminded there is no soap involved.

Su Tiong, if you clarify the meaning of "rubber" I will provide you with my expert opinion. :D

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. - Please define your version of "rubber". Ms Miles demand an answer. It is not easy to obtain an expert legal opinion. Very costly. The legal bill may run for miles, if you keep it running. Are you calling Lincoln for an answer?

[ausman]

Ausman - the mamak shop is just opposite the damansara police station. How to taruh the "Kena Taruh King"? Very risky.

Mr Ball Ung sacred of police want meh.... i thought u r the best taruh king.... yet... because of balai polis ... ur ball almost bald.... :eek:

[ungsutiong]

Ausman - How was the gathering? While you were busy eating at Damansara Mamak, Jim D. was seen romancing a beautiful girl at Bintang Walk. So Glamorous & coolman. BTW, Miss Miles looking for you. If you don't reply, we'll call you Mr Kilometer.

Jim D. - How was Bintang Walk? Busy signing autograph? Can you explain the rubber case to Miss Miles?

[jimdiong]

Bintang Walk??? its was great...good for washing the eye lah.....
Broken rubber?...its depands on how u look at it lah..... rubbber band broken due to tarik too long or bad quality rubber or expired ones..... with the above defination, it will depand on Lincoln Hoo to revert to us which is which lah.... he he he......
Tiong, what's up with the story of u scared of the polis??
Mrs Miles, have u tell ur botak that the wedding if off??? :-))

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. - You are really great. You know the right place to be seen. Can you recommend some nice place in Penang?

[ausman]

[QUOTE=ungsutiong]Ausman - How was the gathering? While you were busy eating at Damansara Mamak,

Jim D. was seen romancing a beautiful girl at Bintang Walk. So Glamorous & coolman. BTW, Miss Miles looking for you. If you don't reply, we'll call you Mr Kilometer.QUOTE]

Ah Tiong, - u miss the most happening place in town that nite... the gals was gorgeous.... Jim D had to go all the way to B.walk to clean his eyes... total waste of time...and energy... he should have drop by and get his eyemo and possible chance of companion... :cool:

[jimdiong]

After looking at the picture of the gathering that you all take.... i should have been gone there instead of bintank walk.... what a waste of opportunity!!!!!
Will make sure that i'ii be there next next time around....

[lilianmiles]

Chea Hu, what photo you referring to?

[lilianmiles]

[QUOTE=ungsutiong]Ausman - How was the gathering? While you were busy eating at Damansara Mamak,

Jim D. was seen romancing a beautiful girl at Bintang Walk. So Glamorous & coolman. BTW, Miss Miles looking for you. If you don't reply, we'll call you Mr Kilometer.QUOTE]

Ah Tiong, - u miss the most happening place in town that nite... the gals was gorgeous.... Jim D had to go all the way to B.walk to clean his eyes... total waste of time...and energy... he should have drop by and get his eyemo and possible chance of companion... :cool:


Hwa Aik, are you still after the beautiful girls in Malaysia? I see you have now shifted your attention from the girls in Sitiawan to those in KL. How often you use eye mo to soothe your eyes after hours of activity looking at girls?

[jimdiong]

Chea Hu, what photo you referring to?
Lilian, its under underground thread...... u can also put in ur comments on some of the issue discussed there. :)

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. - Are you OK? Penang is very badly hit but you suffered only minor headache. For one moment you thought you were living in Jurassic Park where tremor is felt every now & then.

[ungsutiong]

Amelia - Are you OK? We have not heard from you for some time. Hope you're not affected by Tsunami waves.

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. - Were you singing hockchew songs in Penang over the weekend? It was quite disastrous, isn't it? Just can't imagine your voice hitting the richter scale.

[jimdiong]

Jim D. - Were you singing hockchew songs in Penang over the weekend? It was quite disastrous, isn't it? Just can't imagine your voice hitting the richter scale.
initially i thought that i was dizzy from the heavy singing the night b4 but later confirm that its was not singong but the XXX. :)

Lilian is MIA for a while as well. I wonder where is she. Anyone know??

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. - How do you know Lilian is MIA(Miles Is Available)? Have you been receiving secret messages? Please, please share with us...

[ungsutiong]

HAPPY NEW YEAR my fellow comrades.

[Alkapocino]

Amelia - Are you OK? We have not heard from you for some time. Hope you're not affected by Tsunami waves.
Yup...please indicate that you are okay.

[lilianmiles]

Lilian has not gone MIA. Merely in a meditative yoga pilates alexander technique lotus position mood. The Tsunami disaster. Really sad isn't it.

Happy new year to everyone. Happy new year especially to Alka, Su Tiong and Ah Hu...I love you all...send gifts and expensive presents to me...muah! muah! (kiss kiss).

[Alkapocino]

Happy new year to everyone. Happy new year especially to Alka, Su Tiong and Ah Hu...I love you all...send gifts and expensive presents to me...muah! muah! (kiss kiss).
I do picked up some valuable skills from the French Class chaparoned by Su Tiong. Perhaps I can put it to good use. Have yourself a HAPPY & SOBER NEW YEAR. Muaks!

[ungsutiong]

[QUOTE=lilianmiles]Lilian has not gone MIA. Merely in a meditative yoga pilates alexander technique lotus position mood.
What position did you use? Is it better than Kamasutra?

[lilianmiles]

[QUOTE=lilianmiles]Lilian has not gone MIA. Merely in a meditative yoga pilates alexander technique lotus position mood.
What position did you use? Is it better than Kamasutra?

No la...because I got athritis in my neck and shouder my physiotherapist say I must do yoga and pilates every day hence the posting. Otherwise in ten years time I will end up in a wheelchair. If so, Botak threaten to tip the wheelchair out of the 1st floor flat window.

Stop perverting around and behave.

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - sorry for the misunderstanding. Muah! Muak! Muah! Muak! ( a combination of French kiss & British kiss)

[lilianmiles]

Lilian - sorry for the misunderstanding. Muah! Muak! Muah! Muak! ( a combination of French kiss & British kiss)

Oi yo Su Tiong, the effect was so powerful I had to take medication.

[lilianmiles]

I do picked up some valuable skills from the French Class chaparoned by Su Tiong. Perhaps I can put it to good use. Have yourself a HAPPY & SOBER NEW YEAR. Muaks!

Alka, you mean Su Tiong give tuition in this subject? Is it practical or theoretical?

[Alkapocino]

Just ended the "over-the-phone" French-English class with the Maestro Mr. Ball five minutes ago. He's kinda worried that his skills is not good enough for lilianmiles when she comes home for CNY.

I wonder who can help him?

[lilianmiles]

Alka, I just wanted to let the whole world know that Tiong will always be my number one, and it no matter how good or lau ya his skills are. That is what I call TRUE lurve. :D

[Alkapocino]

True Love does exist. Tiong to Tiong, lips to lips, hart to hart.

[siewjang]

Wah, hair standing on the end. So romantic.

[ungsutiong]

True Love does exist. Tiong to Tiong, lips to lips, hart to hart.
Alka - The wise man says "Always be faithful to your lover, but not your wife"

[ungsutiong]

Wah, hair standing on the end. So romantic.
Siewjang - My hair also standlah. Alka keep shooting at me at point blank, thus, need to check the threads everyday to defend myself.

[ungsutiong]

Alka, I just wanted to let the whole world know that Tiong will always be my number one, and it no matter how good or lau ya his skills are. That is what I call TRUE lurve. :D
Lilian - don't make it public. my cheeky friends will call you "the other half of the ball".
Some old men advise me before my wedding :
"Laugh, and the world laugh with you.
Snore, and you sleep alone."

[Alkapocino]

Siewjang - My hair also standlah. Alka keep shooting at me at point blank, thus, need to check the threads everyday to defend myself.
Hey, haven't I told you to wear the whole armour? What you are wearing now is just the breast plate. Your back is still "unprotected". :)

The arrow from lilianmiles can even penetrate the most hardened steel. Yield Mr. Ball....hahaha.

[ungsutiong]

Alka - You should be called BROTHER LOVE for promoting "love" among old school mates.

[Alkapocino]

Hmmmm...brother love? I thought we are brother in arms.

BTW Mr.Ball, you are urgently needed in the "Kay Poh Chee" corner 'DBKL Saman' thread.

[jimdiong]

[QUOTE=Alkapocino]Hmmmm...brother love? I thought we are brother in arms.

As the saying goes "with friends like this, we dun need enemy"
is that the brother in arms mean???

[ungsutiong]

Alka - Jim D is right. With a friend like you, I don't need enemies. Anyway, you just made life more interesting.
Jim D - I know you since standard 1 & you never fail to attract girls...eerrrrr..eh...eh...sorry, sorry I mean beautiful girls never fail to attract you.

[ungsutiong]

Hmmmm...brother love? I thought we are brother in arms.
Alka - I don't carry arms. Are you arm with M16, AK47, missile, grenade...? No wonder you can shoot me non-stop. Next time we meet, please remind me to give you a "stink bomb ala silent gas".

[Alkapocino]

Alka - Jim D is right. With a friend like you, I don't need enemies. Anyway, you just made life more interesting.
Jim D - I know you since standard 1 & you never fail to attract girls...eerrrrr..eh...eh...sorry, sorry I mean beautiful girls never fail to attract you.
Ball -Thanks brother. I will never forget your free French-English lessons. Muah muaks muah muaks.

JimD - How's your flute class with the piano teacher?

[jimdiong]

Alka - Jim D is right. With a friend like you, I don't need enemies. Anyway, you just made life more interesting.
Jim D - I know you since standard 1 & you never fail to attract girls...eerrrrr..eh...eh...sorry, sorry I mean beautiful girls never fail to attract you.
Alka, you r rite..... beutiful girl never fail to attract me.... what to do.... men are hunters..... but sometimes hunters are being hunt also.... someone like ball.... he is being hunted by beautiful girls.... rite ball???? :)

[siewjang]

but sometimes hunters are being hunt also.... someone like ball.... he is being hunted by beautiful girls.... rite ball???? :)
:cool: Started to like the name BALL. Fit him just nice too :D

[Alkapocino]

:cool: Started to like the name BALL. Fit him just nice too :D
Ball has been his name since puberty.

[jimdiong]

:cool: Started to like the name BALL. Fit him just nice too :D
another beautiful girl thats going after Ball.... What I mention was true.... hunter being hunted..as always!!!
Alka, please confirm this.

[siewjang]

Wah, I just say I like the name BALL wor. It sounds so grand like a ball room.

pssst... is he married?

[jimdiong]

Wah, I just say I like the name BALL wor. It sounds so grand like a ball room.

pssst... is he married?
BALL ROOM!!!!!!!!!! thats huge.... can put in 100 tables kah??
He is as always....MBA!!!

[Alkapocino]

another beautiful girl thats going after Ball.... What I mention was true.... hunter being hunted..as always!!!
Alka, please confirm this.
Yes, I can confirm. But it has to be over ausman dead body. :D

pssst... is he married?
Mr. Ball is a MBA holder.

[siewjang]

BALL ROOM!!!!!!!!!! thats huge.... can put in 100 tables kah??
He is as always....MBA!!!
A person's name reflected his image. If you imagine BALL, you will imagine that he's someone grand and highly look upon to. no?

[Alkapocino]

A person's name reflected his image. If you imagine BALL, you will imagine that he's someone grand and highly look upon to. no?
Wait till you see him. Not only is he grand, he is ever glowing too (esp. the hair).

[siewjang]

he is ever glowing too (esp. the hair).
Bald ah? That's the whole idea of a Ballroom :D

[Alkapocino]

Bald ah? That's the whole idea of a Ballroom :D
Class of 85 is full of talented people.

We have:

Hansen - The great dancer

JimD - The great singer

Lilianmiles - The great teacher cum kisser

Amelia7 - The badminton Queen

KLS - The great MIA

Not forgetting the "Donkey & Clown".

And of course,

Ball - The great Ballroom

[jimdiong]

Bald ah? That's the whole idea of a Ballroom :D
with extra lighting.... errrr...it should be reflection :)

[Alkapocino]

with extra lighting.... errrr...it should be reflection :)
Reflection? Wah JimD, you really update man...Christina Akurela 'Reflection' also you can sing. :)

[ungsutiong]

My fellow comrades, esp. Alka & Jim D, you are too much already. You gave me so many names & now MBA - Modern Ballroom Academy. If you want to party, just call me for a BALL.

[ungsutiong]

Jim D - At the recent Annual Inter SPA Jacuzzi Swimming Competition, the winner is Alka. Did you come in 2nd?
Alka - At the rate you are shooting, the ball is gonna burst.

[ungsutiong]

Bald ah? That's the whole idea of a Ballroom :D
Hijack Queen - Ball is always Bald. Have you seen a Hairy Ball?
Alka - Rambutan is a hairy fruit, not a ball.

[ungsutiong]

A person's name reflected his image. If you imagine BALL, you will imagine that he's someone grand and highly look upon to. no?
Thank you, Siew Jang for the compliment. Let me buy you dinner, if you permit.

[ungsutiong]

Jim D - I have not seen The Legendary Hijack Queen but was told that she is drop dead gorgeous. The reliable source is Ausman & Alka. The next time they have a gathering, be sure not to miss it. I'm just worried you can't stop singing after seeing her.

[Alkapocino]

Jim D - I have not seen The Legendary Hijack Queen but was told that she is drop dead gorgeous. The reliable source is Ausman & Alka. The next time they have a gathering, be sure not to miss it. I'm just worried you can't stop singing after seeing her.
:eek: How come my name being mentioned again?

Anyway, one source - Ausman - is already more than sufficient.

[Alkapocino]

Thank you, Siew Jang for the compliment. Let me buy you dinner, if you permit.
Whoa...do I sense trouble coming when lilianmiles reads this? :eek:

[siewjang]

( :) * read and wordless now :) . You guys are humourous)

[jimdiong]

Jim D - I have not seen The Legendary Hijack Queen but was told that she is drop dead gorgeous. The reliable source is Ausman & Alka. The next time they have a gathering, be sure not to miss it. I'm just worried you can't stop singing after seeing her.
I really hope that she is as beautiful as everyone have been talking abt... by than i dun mind singing......
"mei kui, mei kui, wo ai ni,!!!!"

[siewjang]

Do I need to go for a plastic surgery if you don't find me beautiful? Beauty is in the beholder's eye.

[jimdiong]

Do I need to go for a plastic surgery if you don't find me beautiful? Beauty is in the beholder's eye.
No Need lah.... go natural..... its better..... surgery making it FAKE!!! so no go...
but as everyone been talking abt.... u must be at par with what they say ...rite......
alka, care to confirm??? sorry to bring ur name up again..... "tau ping" on me or u prefer Kam puang

[Alkapocino]

No Need lah.... go natural..... its better..... surgery making it FAKE!!! so no go...
but as everyone been talking abt.... u must be at par with what they say ...rite......
alka, care to confirm??? sorry to bring ur name up again..... "tau ping" on me or u prefer Kam puang
Confirm confirm. Can I have both the "tau ping & kam puang"?

[jimdiong]

Confirm confirm. Can I have both the "tau ping & kam puang"?
no problem bro.

[jimdiong]

Do I need to go for a plastic surgery if you don't find me beautiful? Beauty is in the beholder's eye.
since it been confirm by ALKA that u r drop dead beautiful.... no plactic surgery needed.
(now i can start plan to sing..... )

[ungsutiong]

I really hope that she is as beautiful as everyone have been talking abt... by than i dun mind singing......
"mei kui, mei kui, wo ai ni,!!!!"
Jim D - You can't read chinese, you can't speak mandarin. But if you can sing in mandarin, you must be drunk in the beauty of Siew Jang.

[ungsutiong]

Confirm confirm. Can I have both the "tau ping & kam puang"?
Alka - If you need "tau ping & kam puang" to confirm a rare beauty, I will double the serving if you can call my lady boss to tell her she is very pretty, sexy & beautiful. BTW she is 52 yrs old, measures 43-39-46. As for Siew Jang, I can confirm without the above food.

[ungsutiong]

Hijack Queen - Don't be shy to accept compliments. Jim D will sing for you. Alka will eat for your sake. Just say "thanks" to them.

[siewjang]

:D

JimD - Thanks

Alk - Thanks

[siewjang]

Alka - ... I will double the serving if you can call my lady boss to tell her she is very pretty, sexy & beautiful. BTW she is 52 yrs old, measures 43-39-46.
Wah :eek: prank call huh. Double dare him Alk.

[jimdiong]

:D

JimD - Thanks

Alk - Thanks
ha ha ha...so...when can i start to sing??? susah lah.... plan so long but tarak action one :rolleyes:

[siewjang]

You are stuck between island and land. And I am just right behind you. Anytime, dude!

[jimdiong]

You are stuck between island and land. And I am just right behind you. Anytime, dude!
stuck between island and land coz penang bridge is jam lah..... can't move....
Jang, follow my lead..... (anyway, no where to turn off also lah)
Alka, u got to prove tiong wrong leh....

[Alkapocino]

Wah :eek: prank call huh. Double dare him Alk.
Wah, I better shut my gap more so I am happy with JimD's offer.

[ungsutiong]

I saw Jim D last night at hot spots like Beach Club, Rum Jungle, Thai Club, Poppy Club & Hard Rock Cafe. Actually, some guys of class 85 were pub hopping from 5pm to 2 am. We were busy drinking, joking & exchanging notes on various issues but Jim D was busy chatting up girlsss. JimD can seduce girls just by dancing. His dance moves is evil & sexy.

[ungsutiong]

Alka - Do you want to have the next gathering at Poppy Club / Rum Jungle? Do a combined gathering with class of 85 as we drink & joke non-stop the whole night. Jim D's pick-up line is very good as it works on all the girls in KL & Penang.
Siew Jang - you are welcome to join us. The high-hand of ballroom dancer can show you a step or two.

[Alkapocino]

Alka - Do you want to have the next gathering at Poppy Club / Rum Jungle? Do a combined gathering with class of 85 as we drink & joke non-stop the whole night. Jim D's pick-up line is very good as it works on all the girls in KL & Penang.
Siew Jang - you are welcome to join us. The high-hand of ballroom dancer can show you a step or two.
Mr. Hairy Ball - What an idea. The combined gathering will bring out the hidden talents and all the potentials will be realised when the Titans clashed! Please keep us informed with the Venue, Date and Time.

[siewjang]

I saw Jim D last night at hot spots like Beach Club, Rum Jungle, Thai Club, Poppy Club & Hard Rock Cafe.
You saw Jim D hopping from pub to pub. gee... you must be tailing him like an inspector gadget.

...JimD can seduce girls just by dancing. His dance moves is evil & sexy.
... Siew Jang - you are welcome to join us. The high-hand of ballroom dancer can show you a step or two.

Sure can't wait to see his groovy move :cool:

[johnnyling]

hI! I am johnny. They call me sexy. The best dancer from class of 84

[Alkapocino]

Now we have two dancers to accompany the Hijack Queen. Can't wait to see them perform.

[ungsutiong]

Siew Jang - any good dancers from your batch?
class of 85 boast of Hansen the "high-hand" ballroom dancer & JimD the seductive Disco King
class of 84 has a home-grown dancer known as Sexy Johnny.

[ungsutiong]

Alka - any outstanding dancers from your batch, besides you?

[siewjang]

Siew Jang - any good dancers from your batch?
Ball, we had Yvonne from class '92. She's dem good in 'dirty dancing'. don't know if our uncle can do that :cool:

[Alkapocino]

Alka - any outstanding dancers from your batch, besides you?
Ausman can do "A GO GO", really good. :)

[ungsutiong]

Ball, we had Yvonne from class '92. She's dem good in 'dirty dancing'. don't know if our uncle can do that :cool:
Wah! If the uncles cannot handle, must be nose bleeding.
JimD - can handle dirty dancing or not?

[ungsutiong]

Ausman can do "A GO GO", really good. :)
Alka - "A go-go" dance is out of fashion even before I was born. Can you or Ausman do something "hotter"?

[Alkapocino]

Alka - "A go-go" dance is out of fashion even before I was born. Can you or Ausman do something "hotter"?
I am not too sure if Ausman can do Lambada but Salsa he can do. Hotter ones like topless dance, I think you need to ask jcwong. He has the material. :)

[jimdiong]

Wah! If the uncles cannot handle, must be nose bleeding.
JimD - can handle dirty dancing or not?
Off course I can lah... if not how to seduce the girls???? :)
Lets bring on the music!!!!

[jimdiong]

Ball, we had Yvonne from class '92. She's dem good in 'dirty dancing'. don't know if our uncle can do that :cool:
HJ, still young at heart leh....
So, can all the Ling do dirty dancing together???

[ungsutiong]

Hijack Queen & Yvonne - For your info, some people take ecstasy pills to shake head but JimD takes ecstasy to shake his bum, in all directions - front & back, to & fro, left & right. Wanna see him perform? He'll do it at our next gathering.

[ungsutiong]

I am not too sure if Ausman can do Lambada but Salsa he can do. Hotter ones like topless dance, I think you need to ask jcwong. He has the material. :)
Where is jcwong? can you show us how you do it?

[Yvonne Allan]

If Ausman were to do too much of the lambada...he might risk getting L@MP@B@..............muahahahahahahaaaa :p

[siewjang]

muahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........... Yvonne, have not heard that for donkey years.

(*wondering if Ausman understand L@mp@b@)

muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa