Naughty Thing That We Do In Our Classroom

[Voon Chan]

I am sure all of us have a story to tell.

If I am bored in the class I will read another book by placing the book on top of the text book. One day, a teacher found out & I have to stand on the floor for the rest of the class:o

[song cm]

hmm...i was a good boy.....back then...hahahah :laugh:

[Hisham]

Playing pen cannons... using spring-loaded pens but without the thing holding the inner ink tube in place. Cikgu cakap depan, behind all the ink tubes flying at each other.

[Voon Chan]

hmm...i was a good boy.....back then...hahahah :laugh:sure or not? i tot you always disturb those pretty girls in your class:p

[dreamwh]

Saya tak berani buat jahat... first-first Mrs. Mah (buff's mom) my class teacher then Hisham & Sila's mom pulak class teacher. Dua-dua quite strict. Both kenal my dad somemore.

Paling teruk pun I tembak people with rubber-band, in self-defence only.

[Voon Chan]

Saya tak berani buat jahat... first-first Mrs. Mah (buff's mom) my class teacher then Hisham & Sila's mom pulak class teacher. Dua-dua quite strict. Both kenal my dad somemore.

Paling teruk pun I tembak people with rubber-band, in self-defence only.kesiannya. Nasib baik you know how to tembak balik

[[f]ish]

Saya tak berani buat jahat... first-first Mrs. Mah (buff's mom) my class teacher then Hisham & Sila's mom pulak class teacher. Dua-dua quite strict. Both kenal my dad somemore.

Paling teruk pun I tembak people with rubber-band, in self-defence only.

i think ur dad is one of the strictest teacher also lah right?:) anyway, secondary school i'm a good boy.. but primary school.. haha..

those were the days of 'young & dangerous'.. hahaha..

[[f]ish]

kesiannya. Nasib baik you know how to tembak balik

actually he's telling them, don't shoot me. i shoot myself.. HAHA..

ignore this. another crap

[song cm]

ish']actually he's telling them, don't shoot me. i shoot myself.. HAHA..

ignore this. another crap

its crap but nevertheless...funnie.... :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

ish']i think ur dad is one of the strictest teacher also lah right?:) anyway, secondary school i'm a good boy.. but primary school.. haha..

those were the days of 'young & dangerous'.. hahaha..secondary school father around.

primary school, please tell your story here

[dreamwh]

ish']actually he's telling them, don't shoot me. i shoot myself.. HAHA..

ignore this. another crap

Actually I'm quite good with a rubberband.... can put out a cigarette in someone's mouth without hurting the person or destroying the cigarette. Earned a bit doing party tricks.

[Voon Chan]

Actually I'm quite good with a rubberband.... can put out a cigarette in someone's mouth without hurting the person or destroying the cigarette. Earned a bit doing party tricks.then you must be the sharpest rubberband shooter in the East

[dreamwh]

then you must be the sharpest rubberband shooter in the East


Used to be... now my nephew better. He can kill a flying insect.

[Voon Chan]

Used to be... now my nephew better. He can kill a flying insect.very hebat man!

[athena]

kindergarten stories can ah? not in ACS wan wor?

[Voon Chan]

kindergarten stories can ah? not in ACS wan wor?never mind as long as you can share

[athena]

ok ok..here goes:

when i was 4/5 yrs old, i went to this kindergarten that is opposite my house. And during one of the classes, the teacher gave us an assignment, i think it was chinese class. so have to practice writing wan mah. so mah write lor. then, there is this boy, who started 'practising' his whistling, i that time also, curious, how that boy did it. so, started trying, but you know la, girls, tarak pandai wan, so no sound. mean while, the boy continued and the teacher was a little upset at this point, told the class "who ever is whistling please stop, otherwise you will be sent to the toilet ! " don't ask me why sent to toilet la, i also dunno why. at that time, i managed to get the correct technique..so ada bunyi, the teacher tot was the boy, kena sent to toilet, kesian him!! :laugh: he was crying summore!!!

[Voon Chan]

Ath, so funnylah. You so small also so jahat already

[athena]

Ath, so funnylah. You so small also so jahat already
haha...know you see why i'm the little devil!!!!:laugh:

[Voon Chan]

haha...know you see why i'm the little devil!!!!:laugh:yes! .................& trained by your 2 brothers:laugh:

[song cm]

haha...know you see why i'm the little devil!!!!:laugh:


haha...not so little anymore..... :D

[athena]

haha...not so little anymore..... :D
yea so unfortunate :(

[song cm]

yea so unfortunate :(

don be sad lar....not being little aso get its plusses....like havin a monkey fren.... :D

[athena]

don be sad lar....not being little aso get its plusses....like havin a monkey fren.... :D
hhaa....yea....i'm sure the monkey got more notti stories....although he keep saying that he very kuai kuai wan in school!! :D

[song cm]

hhaa....yea....i'm sure the monkey got more notti stories....although he keep saying that he very kuai kuai wan in school!! :D

GL...come n share ur monkey stories here...... ;)

[[f]ish]

Actually I'm quite good with a rubberband.... can put out a cigarette in someone's mouth without hurting the person or destroying the cigarette. Earned a bit doing party tricks.

wow u're that good arr? hhm.. well i think if u practise more on this skill u can even earn a living using it eh? hhmm.. ur cousin can kill flying insect with it? what insect is it? fly? mosquito? or some beetle bugs? reminds me of some kung fu movies where the kung fu master can catch the fly with chop sticks. haha..

[[f]ish]

ok i share some of the stories which i can remember..

well i remember that last time, we were very naughty.. we take the chalk and we will chalked the side of our table with it.. so when our friends come to our table they'll definately rub against the side of the table.. so u can see one whole line of white color on their pants.. i love to see especially a whole line of white color chalk right across their butts.. hahah..

well got some more other naughty stuff but that's naughty.. the most fun part during primary school is.. FIGHTING!!! YA!!!.. during primary who can fight best who leads the pack. HAHA. who fights best who can bully and not be bullied.. i only develop this skill during standard 2.. have to in order to survive initially. then it became a skill to devour.. HAHAHAHA.. very fun lah.. verbal fights can turn into punching and kicking within seconds.. but that was primary.. after secondary slow down a lot lah.. dad's got informers around lah.. my dad already been transfered to SMJK air tawar that time

[Voon Chan]

ish']ok i share some of the stories which i can remember..

well i remember that last time, we were very naughty.. we take the chalk and we will chalked the side of our table with it.. so when our friends come to our table they'll definately rub against the side of the table.. so u can see one whole line of white color on their pants.. i love to see especially a whole line of white color chalk right across their butts.. hahah..

well got some more other naughty stuff but that's naughty.. the most fun part during primary school is.. FIGHTING!!! YA!!!.. during primary who can fight best who leads the pack. HAHA. who fights best who can bully and not be bullied.. i only develop this skill during standard 2.. have to in order to survive initially. then it became a skill to devour.. HAHAHAHA.. very fun lah.. verbal fights can turn into punching and kicking within seconds.. but that was primary.. after secondary slow down a lot lah.. dad's got informers around lah.. my dad already been transfered to SMJK air tawar that timesmall also can fight. Now still naughty or not?

[[f]ish]

small also can fight. Now still naughty or not?

one i'm of the fighters around lah that time..

now arr? what u think? i cannot judge myself whether i naughty or not.. i just know i'm normal..

ok me off for breakfast first..

psstt.. careful of ur answer k.. hehe

[vicky boy]

my story now.... in kindergarden mornign star.....

my first day at school.... my aunt took me there and i was so naughty that i wont wanna go to class with my teacher... my teacher hold my hand and drag me to the clas and i fight back... gave her a 1-2 punch on her belly.... and i i ran away.... that day itself i kena from my aunt... hahahahahahaa

[Voon Chan]

I remember during Form 2, after PE class the guys will always change in the class room with the door closed. On day a joker open the class room door when we were changing & the girls were walking near our class room:o :mad:

[Voon Chan]

ish']one i'm of the fighters around lah that time..

now arr? what u think? i cannot judge myself whether i naughty or not.. i just know i'm normal..

ok me off for breakfast first..

psstt.. careful of ur answer k.. hehei think that you are very playful & not the real naughty sense

[Voon Chan]

my story now.... in kindergarden mornign star.....

my first day at school.... my aunt took me there and i was so naughty that i wont wanna go to class with my teacher... my teacher hold my hand and drag me to the clas and i fight back... gave her a 1-2 punch on her belly.... and i i ran away.... that day itself i kena from my aunt... hahahahahahaaVic, that is real jahat. :rolleyes:

[vicky boy]

in ACS..... primary 3.... in class.... just like fish days... we need to flight for justice and fame and power.!!!!! well i was very kecik mayung last time.... and there was a big bully who like to bully ppl in class due to his size.......
one day i cannot take it and i fightback and push him to a shelf with glass doors at the back of the class room to put books i think..... the glass broke and thank god he was unhurt...... but justice??? ya got it in headmasters room, fame??? shame adalah, power???? yes over him... no dare to bully me anymore....

[Voon Chan]

Do you know that no teacher like students to curi makan in the class?
And most students just like to do that!

[vicky boy]

lower sec.....
when one classmate ask teachers permission to go to the washroom...... i will shout "cikgu....... dia pergi berak.............."

or if we really know he is going to do major business..... we naughty ones will go 5 minutes after he left..... go to the toilet....... get water ready and spray water from the top.... hehehehehehehe total drench when he wake back to class.... and teacher will start asking questions.... well i also kena before so never ever let ur classmates know u are going to do business in toilet....... ok those were history....... got more..... wanna know more????

[Voon Chan]

that is terrible. I will skinned the person alive if I know who did that.
Jahat! Memang Jahat!

More please!

[vicky boy]

Vic, that is real jahat. :rolleyes:
:laugh: :eek: ok ok i know... more when i grew older and i heard from my aunt that she was pregnant that time....... OMG!!!! thank god her baby was ok........

[vicky boy]

that is terrible. I will skinned the person alive if I know who did that.
Jahat! Memang Jahat!

More please!
what to do... sabah not civilize mah... those days lah.....

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: :eek: ok ok i know... more when i grew older and i heard from my aunt that she was pregnant that time....... OMG!!!! thank god her baby was ok........or you will be really sorry!

[vicky boy]

ok lah... i need to go.... talk later on my naughtydays in schools... really naughty ones............

[Voon Chan]

ok lah... i need to go.... talk later on my naughtydays in schools... really naughty ones............see you!

[daBoss]

when i was in std 2, i was the leader of the class - got a whole bunch of guys to whack warhammer - i got to admit - that warhammer even in std 2 dem ganas - stood his ground and fight back - but obviously not strong enough lah - 1 against so many...

i few days later, i had to answer to warhammer's mom :(

[Voon Chan]

when i was in std 2, i was the leader of the class - got a whole bunch of guys to whack warhammer - i got to admit - that warhammer even in std 2 dem ganas - stood his ground and fight back - but obviously not strong enough lah - 1 against so many...

i few days later, i had to answer to warhammer's mom :(boss, you another terror guylah. why you want to hammer that guy?

[fishboy]

when i was in std 2, i was the leader of the class - got a whole bunch of guys to whack warhammer - i got to admit - that warhammer even in std 2 dem ganas - stood his ground and fight back - but obviously not strong enough lah - 1 against so many...

i few days later, i had to answer to warhammer's mom :(


i am picturing warhammer fighting for his life like Braveheart...

[Dino]

My turn...my turn....Form 5.....friend got only Pencil and eraser in his pencil box(you know the type that just open and close like a box)...in Chemistry lab...i filled his pencil box full of amonia from one of the bottles!!! :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

My turn...my turn....Form 5.....friend got only Pencil and eraser in his pencil box(you know the type that just open and close like a box)...in Chemistry lab...i filled his pencil box full of amonia from one of the bottles!!! :laugh:What was his reaction then?

[Dino]

What was his reaction then?

WTF???? was the reaction....i think he's still trying to figure out who did it!

[Voon Chan]

WTF???? was the reaction....i think he's still trying to figure out who did it!I think he is in the forum. Finally, he will have the answer to his question:laugh:

[Dino]

I think he is in the forum. Finally, he will have the answer to his question:laugh:

Class of 91 is dead....you see any 91'ers around frequently?? :p

[Voon Chan]

Class of 91 is dead....you see any 91'ers around frequently?? :pman, you are lucky

[LiLiaN]

I remember during Form 2, after PE class the guys will always change in the class room with the door closed. On day a joker open the class room door when we were changing & the girls were walking near our class room:o :mad:hmmm... the guys in my classes esp form 4 & form 5 always changed in the class room.... and nobody really minded it or made any fuss over it...

[LiLiaN]

now, sharing this would made me a mischievious little imp...
but this was one of the very very very rare occasion i misbehaved... :p

in std 4, class teacher was a malay guy with goatee and all...
he was nice to me but somehow i never really took to him...
in a class essay about some topic i can't quite recalled right now...
somehow at some point his name appeared in the essay...
me being a bit devious then and not liking him much...
i changed it to "sotong bin satay" (sounded like his real name)...

when i got the essay corrected back from him...
the name was corrected to his actual name... :o
surprisingly, he never made any remark or punished me...
felt really guilty for a while after that coz he was still nice to me...

[Lava Gal]

wow! :smile-2: there are still teachers like this??? I am impressed...Lilz, mind sharing his real name?

[LiLiaN]

don't want lar... not a good thing to be exposed like this.... :)
kim should know who i'm talking about (if she ventures here!)...

[Lava Gal]

oh..okie..understand...mebe can PM me :unsure:

[vicky boy]

True Story below may offend some of the readers... so if u cannot take it i warn u gain not to continue read on......

well during sec years i was studying in a very very big school..... believe me, it is bigger than ACS Sitiawan... cant reveal the real school name..

well we have few blocks of 3 storeys building to occupied about 8,000 to 10,000 students and another 20 acre of hutan for us to do camping and all...

due to amount of land and space...... my school have like 10 over security guards... hahahahaha wat are prefects for then...... we a bunch of us like to climb over the fence in the middle of the nite to go into classes and have gathering there...... we have story telling sessions and mostly ghost stories.... well the guards dun ronda the place so often so we gather there till late late..... and before we go back we purposely run towardss the main guard house and climb out from the gate in front of the guard house for them to see us.......

ok we are bad... really really bad...... next day the headmaster called a perhimpunan and anounced that for those who trespasses the school in the middle of the nite will be sent to the police...... well till today no one know who were we and we did it every other week.. there are girls in few occation... and we wasnt caught at all... but almost got trapped by them, hahahaha it was so dark and few of us so we escaped really really fast... more so the guards got so big belly... how to chase us.....

ok i am bad............. i am really really bad those sec days...... shhhhhhsshhhhh please dun tell this to other ppl oh..or i will be in deep trouble.....

[vicky boy]

ok we have 3 storeys building in school... and there are no lifts ok... all pakai stairs...... during recess we (guys) like to stand by the stairs and do guessing game.... and whoever got it correct gets to have free nasi lemak and drinks from all...

ok think wild and u will know what are we guessing......

[vicky boy]

ok one more for all to digest..... during form 1 or 2..... we have a very very bad toilet condition...... and it is really really bad..... well due to that we hate our toilets and plan to do something to it.....

we set time bombs after school hours and bomb the toilet bowls with "dei loui" its a kind of fire works... and works really well on the toilet bowls..... the whole month we get to share toilets with the girls... hehehehehe

ok if u think i am bad.... well i think i did great job to motivate the school management to build a new toilet.... and if u want me to vote for the best public school's toilet in malaysia... i will say it is my school..... believe me no awful smell (onli citrus refesherner smell), toilet bowl always clean, half dry and half wet toilet (in a school toilet????).... well it is school so everyone wears shoe in and out of the toilet sure dirty the floor rite... sorry.. not in my school toilet... we have to take off our shoes and wear toilet's slippers provided to use them, more there is a maid just to mop the toilet floor every 30mins and wash the toilet twice a day.

ok no entrance fee to use the toilets..... but we need to pay 30cents every month for the maintenance (its worth it for a clean toilet) :cool: :cheesy: :D :laugh:

[song cm]

ok we have 3 storeys building in school... and there are no lifts ok... all pakai stairs...... during recess we (guys) like to stand by the stairs and do guessing game.... and whoever got it correct gets to have free nasi lemak and drinks from all...

ok think wild and u will know what are we guessing......


guessin wat color isit?? :D

[vicky boy]

guessin wat color isit?? :D
ok at least i am not alone... hahahahahahahahahha

[Voon Chan]

ok at least i am not alone... hahahahahahahahahhaVic, why are you so naughty in school? :rolleyes:

[vicky boy]

Vic, why are you so naughty in school? :rolleyes:
i realized something.... if i wasnt that naughty last time, i wont have the character that i have now.... it builds along the way and when one tends to see and experience more things u get mature along the way..... i never regret of doing all those things but i just pity those that were in my way.... and thanks for them to be apart of my life.

actually due to my mischievousness (if there is such a word) i was promoted to be prefect in 3 yr.... wah really like taiko that time....... "hak pak liong thung".... well slow down alot after that... not as bad as first two years.... well everything starts to cut down and my fifth form was a head boy......... heheheheheheeee...... GREAT start and great ending as well..... what to do i play so much and still so smart..... study, sports, curricular also perform very well...... but those were the days lah... now old already.... half of my brain not working and getting lazy... how how how????

[vicky boy]

oh to answer ur questio vc y am i so naughty ah????

well was sent to a wrong primary school loh..... i mixed with too many malay bugis and philipino boys so... play, eat, study together sure got influenced lo... so when in teens sure lah like that.......

emm i wanted to start a thread like this before u but i know i will dissapoint many of u guys.... hahahahah since u started it so i just contribute abit here and there lo.... actually have worst but shall not review some........... get more ppl to contribute and i will reveal them one by one......

[Voon Chan]

Thank you Vic. Not much of my own story to share here.
Small time, not very naughty because my dad was an army officer.
If naughty, sure kena hantam from him

[vicky boy]

Thank you Vic. Not much of my own story to share here.
Small time, not very naughty because my dad was an army officer.
If naughty, sure kena hantam from him
aiks..... hahahahahaha me never get myself into trouble and thats y my dad dunno lo..... hahahaha and very good boy at home.... do everythin moms call me to do and do readings when free.... how to kena fired from dad.... but when out... me a wild horse...... hahahahha.... oppps sucks... my sis is in here... later she tells my dad how????

[Voon Chan]

aiks..... hahahahahaha me never get myself into trouble and thats y my dad dunno lo..... hahahaha and very good boy at home.... do everythin moms call me to do and do readings when free.... how to kena fired from dad.... but when out... me a wild horse...... hahahahha.... oppps sucks... my sis is in here... later she tells my dad how????Devil inside.
BTW, who is your sister?

[vicky boy]

Devil inside.
BTW, who is your sister?
hahahaha tell u i die lah... go find out...... btw one small clue for u..... she has a very refreshing nick....... that is all......

[Voon Chan]

I need to read through the members list then. No way!

[Voon Chan]

Vic, more clue please.

nick sound like lychee or not?

[vicky boy]

Vic, more clue please.

nick sound like lychee or not?
she was introduced in the introduction thread...... i think few months back.....