The Return of Ini Anak Siaper

[Alkapocino]

Take a guess. Ini anak siaper?

Hint: Looks like his dad.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/ElderB.jpg

[Pagehong]

Take a guess. Ini anak siaper?

Hint: Looks like his dad.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/ElderB.jpg


My friend and I have been chasing you all over this forum.....finally caught you. So please explain what happened to the fiery dragon....become crouching tiger hidden dragon already ah!!!! Scared by a Too Kia no less!!!! :p

[Alkapocino]

My friend and I have been chasing you all over this forum.....finally caught you. So please explain what happened to the fiery dragon....become crouching tiger hidden dragon already ah!!!! Scared by a Too Kia no less!!!! :p
Give chance lah, tai kar che. Miss you too. The 'tigress' need the tiger. Mating season..gulp!

Hey, take a guess. Who's the dad of the kid? Itu Anak Siaper?

[Pagehong]

Give chance lah, tai kar che. Miss you too. The 'tigress' need the tiger. Mating season..gulp!

Hey, take a guess. Who's the dad of the kid? Itu Anak Siaper?


Mate your head!!! Too Kia waiting for the kill don't want to makan..instead want to id people punya anak! :squeeze: :sus:

[Pagehong]

Last I checked I had 3 kids. So not mine!!!! ;)

[Alkapocino]

Mate your head!!! Too Kia waiting for the kill don't want to makan..instead want to id people punya anak! :squeeze: :sus:
Hahahaha....I'm saying Too Kia or rather Too Bor is mating. ROFL. Anyway, Too Kia will jump out from her bed reading this. LOL! :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Last I checked I had 3 kids. So not mine!!!! ;)
Give it a try.

Hint: Dad is round. Active in this forum. Close to Leen.

[Pagehong]

Hahahaha....I'm saying Too Kia or rather Too Bor is mating. ROFL. Anyway, Too Kia will jump out from her bed reading this. LOL! :laugh:


Sharpen your "tools" and get to work or else I'll get my kawan to sit on you.....better yet, throw you off Engku Busu! Like it or not our year punya are all old fuddy duddys...Need you young blood to sacrifice yourselves, body and soul to entertain us.
:laugh: :cool:

[Pagehong]

Give it a try.

Hint: Dad is round. Active in this forum. Close to Leen.

She is standing beside me and she's scratching head.

Is the Dad bald too? :sus:

[Alkapocino]

Sharpen your "tools" and get to work or else I'll get my kawan to sit on you.....better yet, throw you off Engku Busu! Like it or not our year punya are all old fuddy duddys...Need you young blood to sacrifice yourselves, body and soul to entertain us.
:laugh: :cool:
Yes Madam! Just wait for the 'babe' to oink!!!!! :eek:

[Alkapocino]

She is standing beside me and she's scratching head.

Is the Dad bald too? :sus:
You mean Leen is next to you? You back in S'wan?

Answer: Hypothetically his dad is bald. :D

[Pagehong]

Anyway will check in later. Now have to get ready to go to Chen Le Nah's wedding dinner. :D

[Pagehong]

You mean Leen is next to you? You back in S'wan?

Answer: Hypothetically his dad is bald. :D


Yup, but she's gone home too. Will pass on the hint. What's the prize...and don't say mamak stall. :squeeze: Too much of that from Ray

[monay]

Give it a try.

Hint: Dad is round. Active in this forum. Close to Leen.

Close to leen? dunno bout round n bald..... 20 years ago, he was skinny with lotsahair. anak superguru? and if my memory's not playing tricks on me looks very much like his no 3 uncle....

[amelia7]

Alk...more clues a bit lah. Dad is bald? So many of you now with receeding hairline ade. Tell-lah dad from which batch. The kid even looks a bit like mightythor! So much for guessing game!

Close to leen? dunno bout round n bald..... 20 years ago, he was skinny with lotsahair. anak superguru? and if my memory's not playing tricks on me looks very much like his no 3 uncle....

[Alkapocino]

Close to leen? dunno bout round n bald..... 20 years ago, he was skinny with lotsahair. anak superguru? and if my memory's not playing tricks on me looks very much like his no 3 uncle....
Hmmm...how come I 'm not surprise you mentioned I,Superguru. But nope..not his Anak.

Alk...more clues a bit lah. Dad is bald? So many of you now with receeding hairline ade. Tell-lah dad from which batch. The kid even looks a bit like mightythor! So much for guessing game!

Hahahaha....looks like mightythor! Come to think of it, a close resemblance but nope..the kid is not his. Perhaps the appended pics will help. Ini Anak-Anak Siaper.

Hint: Same dad, same mother. Dad had a crushed on both of you before!

Come on! You can't err this time.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/DoubleVission.jpg

[KoChun]

I know, not anak Alkapocino. :p

[Alkapocino]

Thanks for helping. It's not mine. :)

[KoChun]

Thanks for helping. It's not mine. :)
You are most welcomed. Tell me, do I know the father?

[Alkapocino]

You are most welcomed. Tell me, do I know the father?
Father of the children knows you for sure. :D

[KoChun]

Father of the children knows you for sure. :D
Hmmm... not much help, I think.

Hint: Same dad, same mother. Dad had a crushed on both of you before!
Definitely of no help to me.

My guess would be anak mightythor, but you ruled out liao. So, anymore special clues for me, just for me, Alka?

[Alkapocino]

Hmmm... not much help, I think.


Definitely of no help to me.

My guess would be anak mightythor, but you ruled out liao. So, anymore special clues for me, just for me, Alka?
Ummm...father of the kids knows me and he is very active in the forum. Sometimes drive a Mercedes sometimes motorbike!!!!

[KoChun]

Just a wild guess, but I am pretty confident.

Anak Ballung?

[Alkapocino]

Just a wild guess, but I am pretty confident.

Anak Ballung?
Ai ya..it's time to 'kidnap' more anak-anak orang.

The kids look like Ball right? How home you mentioned one of the kids look like mightythor? I need to ask Ball liao! :laugh:

[KoChun]

The kid looked like Ballung, but a bit like mightythor mah. Maklumlah, round face leh.

No need to ask Ball anymore lah. Okay, go and 'kidnap' more kids and start the ball rolling again tomorrow. :)

[Chris C]

I thought so. On my way out from Page's house, it came to my mind that the boy is Ball's. Aiyo, just like their daddy, those cheeks............gerammmmmm!!
:D

[Alkapocino]

I thought so. On my way out from Page's house, it came to my mind that the boy is Ball's. Aiyo, just like their daddy, those cheeks............gerammmmmm!!
:D
LOL. Those chubby cheeks! Feels like "cubit-ing" them. :laugh:

[monay]

LOL. Those chubby cheeks! Feels like "cubit-ing" them. :laugh:

feel the same here, no wonder daddy proudly say replica... i should have known.. with all those clues.... no excuz....

[ungsutiong]

Ai yo yo alka, posting without warning. I thought u send those pics via PM. How come u mentioned I admire some ladies from yesteryears? Buat susahlah....

[siewjang]

Aik, not sure about the facial, but the size really resemble Ball. *ROUNDDDDDD hehe.

[monay]

Aik, not sure about the facial, but the size really resemble Ball. *ROUNDDDDDD hehe.
SIEW JANG???? back in action... tabikkkk...

[Alkapocino]

Clue 1 : Mother's Surname : Ling
First Name : Siew
Second Name : ????

Clue 2 : One Of The Parents is a member of this forum

Clue 3 : The Baby was born in March 2005

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/LingSiew.jpg

[siewjang]

Aik, show start liao ah?

[Alkapocino]

Aik, show start liao ah?
YRH Queen Mother (cium cium tangan), please take your VVIP seat.

[siewjang]

Ahem! Is this your underwear? :squeeze:

[LiLiaN]

awwww.... baby kharlette..??? :)

[KoChun]

Cute little baby. :)

[siewjang]

Ahem! (where is the organiser?)

[athena]

hey jang....so cute..you must be very proud!

[siewjang]

Eh, this baby no hair wor. tsk...tsk...

[athena]

Eh, this baby no hair wor. tsk...tsk...
it's not yours?!!

[Chris C]

Ai yo yo alka, posting without warning. I thought u send those pics via PM. How come u mentioned I admire some ladies from yesteryears? Buat susahlah....

U should be proud of your 2 good looking sons. Any plans for a pretty daughter? ;)

[Chris C]

So baby pic, Jang punya kah? Manyak comel, macam mummy? :)

[monay]

oohhh..... ah jang, adorable...she's so beautiful..

[dtchieng]

eeee... rasa nak cubit-cubit la....
baby-K issit?
muka merah padam with all the attention... betul-betul panas-panas dari oven.. :amused:

[Alkapocino]

Ladies and gentlemen,

The kid is fresh from the oven but it's not SiewJang's. Try again.

Clue # 4: It's a baby boy.

[dtchieng]

a wild guess... Happyghost punye?

[Alkapocino]

a wild guess... Happyghost punye?
Wild guess osoken. Kena lah. Bingo!!!

How you know ah?

[dtchieng]

Somewhere in this forum... got clue la... ;)

[LiLiaN]

like that must be ahjang's sister's baby... dunno her name, saw her in pics of siewhaw's wedding... taking a guess, siew teng?

[Alkapocino]

like that must be ahjang's sister's baby... dunno her name, saw her in pics of siewhaw's wedding... taking a guess, siew teng?
Ooops! LiLiaN blur blur liao!!!!

I need siewjang & happyghost to verify the identity of the kid. :confused:

[siewjang]

Wah, those clue that Alk gave is so closed to me. Name also same. Didn't know Happyghost wife is also LING SIEW XXXX. haha, and what a coincidence that the babies DOB falls in the same month too. I think Happyghost baby is delivered sometime around the +- 15th?

Itu anak bukan saya punye :D Kena tunggu bapak anak mengaku.

[Alkapocino]

Wah, those clue that Alk gave is so closed to me. Name also same. Didn't know Happyghost wife is also LING SIEW XXXX. haha, and what a coincidence that the babies DOB falls in the same month too. I think Happyghost baby is delivered sometime around the +- 15th?

Itu anak bukan saya punye :D Kena tunggu bapak anak mengaku.
Conclusion: Ini Anak Happyghost.

Thank you very much Hijack Queen Mommy.

For those who would like to congratulate HAPPYGHOST of his newborn, please do so in '86 latest thread : Welcome Happyghost Jr.

[siewjang]

...For those who would like to congratulate HAPPYGHOST of his newborn, please do so in '86 latest thread : Welcome Happyghost Jr.
Oh.. there's a thread created? didn't know about it. okok. Thank alk.

[Alkapocino]

I am seeing double. Can anyone help me out?


Hint: Their parents are forum members...for sure.

Clue: Just look at the baby cot.

Baby #1:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/Lingsiew3.jpg

Baby # 2:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/LingSiew2.jpg

[KoChun]

You mean both FAMA forum members?

[Alkapocino]

You mean both FAMA forum members?
FAther & MAther - Exclusive Forum Members!!!!! :laugh:

[LiLiaN]

Ooops! LiLiaN blur blur liao!!!!
I need siewjang & happyghost to verify the identity of the kid. :confused:can't help being blur... alka was very misleading with the clues!!!

[LiLiaN]

second baby confirmed baby kharlette...?:)
(is the first baby same as second baby ah...? i also confused...)

[siewjang]

First baby is Junior Ah bau?

[siewjang]

Aiyah, Alk. Exposed identity liao. Look at my name printed on the card. :huh:

[TingMS]

Wah, those clue that Alk gave is so closed to me. Name also same. Didn't know Happyghost wife is also LING SIEW XXXX. haha, and what a coincidence that the babies DOB falls in the same month too. I think Happyghost baby is delivered sometime around the +- 15th?

Itu anak bukan saya punye :D Kena tunggu bapak anak mengaku.

hehehee...

itu anak memang gua punya.....

[siewjang]

So baby pic, Jang punya kah? Manyak comel, macam mummy? :)
Happyghost, Chris think your baby son looks like me. So how ah? Got chance to become forum godmother or not?

[TingMS]

Happyghost, Chris think your baby son looks like me. So how ah? Got chance to become forum godmother or not?


boleh, semua boleh bincang... :laugh:

[TingMS]

Aiyah, Alk. Exposed identity liao. Look at my name printed on the card. :huh:


Congratulations, Jang, ...

Cute one... :D

[Alkapocino]

Aiyah, Alk. Exposed identity liao. Look at my name printed on the card. :huh:
:eek: I thought that was a prank! Like that it's a "giveaway" liao. :(

[Sila]

:eek: I thought that was a prank! Like that it's a "giveaway" liao. :(
but still so cute lah! all these kids make me gerrrram only.

jang, nanti i cubit kharlette a bit, can ah? :)

[monay]

wow jang, your sweetie pie does have lotsa hair. beautiful pictures, she looks so serene and alert....

[siewjang]

Thanks monay :D

[siewjang]

So Alk, the 1st pic is who's baby? She/He does look a little like Belle.

[amelia7]

the ma i know, but the pa???? pray tell who.
FAther & MAther - Exclusive Forum Members!!!!! :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

So Alk, the 1st pic is who's baby? She/He does look a little like Belle.
The kid in the very 1st pic of this thread is the eldest son of Ball Ung.

[Alkapocino]

the ma i know, but the pa???? pray tell who.
Ooops! Sorry for causing 'mayhem' here. The 'seeing double' post has pics of two babies. One is siewjang's baby girl and the other one is Wu Tern Lik's (3rd Ah Bau) baby boy. :o

[Alkapocino]

I think we have seen this kid somewhere. Anyway...on request of a member, I will still post it.

Ini Anak Siaper?

Hint: Emaknya forum member.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/mykids.bmp

[athena]

I think we have seen this kid somewhere. Anyway...on request of a member, I will still post it.

Ini Anak Siaper?

Hint: Emaknya forum member.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/mykids.bmp
daBoy?

[Alkapocino]

daBoy?
Hahaha...his mommy call him boy...but he is not daBoy.

Giveaway hint: Living in 'kwai low' country.

[athena]

Hahaha...his mommy call him boy...but he is not daBoy.

Giveaway hint: Living in 'kwai low' country.
oh no? ah^wong's babe? gosh..hahaha...ok ok...joke only...

let's see, monay's boy?

[Alkapocino]

oh no? ah^wong's babe? gosh..hahaha...ok ok...joke only...

let's see, monay's boy?
Cheeky fella. You got it. Easy meat. :)

[siewjang]

Ooooo Monay. Your boy very cute. Love the rosy cheek.

[Alkapocino]

This thread needs some overhaul!

[PreciousPearl]

This thread needs some overhaul!
need to kidnap some more kiddy photos yah!

[Alkapocino]

need to kidnap some more kiddy photos yah!
Yes! Got some leads from my accomplice today. Hopefully will get the 'target' soon. :)

[siewjang]

Godfather, you want cigar or pipe? :D

[Alkapocino]

Godfather, you want cigar or pipe? :D
Can I have a cerut!!!!! :cool:

[siewjang]

Isn't cerut and cigar the same?

[Alkapocino]

Isn't cerut and cigar the same?
I don't think so. It's like china apek kopi and ang moh coffee. It taste different. :p

[Chris C]

Isn't cerut and cigar the same?
:laugh: I think he very patriotic.....he wants locally fold cerut.... :rolleyes: :p

[Alkapocino]

:laugh: I think he very patriotic.....he wants locally fold cerut.... :rolleyes: :p
Hahaha...you know me well Chris! Old fashion traditional loyalist. Still drinking kopi-o from the saucer. :o

[siewjang]

Hahaha...you know me well Chris! Old fashion traditional loyalist. Still drinking kopi-o from the saucer. :o
Hopefully you won't have the craving for Indo's kopi (garam udang :sick: )

[Chris C]

Hahaha...you know me well Chris! Old fashion traditional loyalist. Still drinking kopi-o from the saucer. :o
...blow,blow and then SLLLLUURRRPP!! SLLLLUURRRPP!! eh? :p

[Alkapocino]

Hopefully you won't have the craving for Indo's kopi (garam udang :sick: )
LMAO.......me no smoking lah. Gudang Garam you mean....but I will settle for your salted prawns (garam udang). :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

...blow,blow and then SLLLLUURRRPP!! SLLLLUURRRPP!! eh? :p
ROFL. Blow, slurp and burp! :laugh:

[Chris C]

ROFL. Blow, slurp and burp! :laugh:
:laugh: yea......just like an Ah Pek.....don't forget to dig some 'gold' as well with your last finger...... :eek: :p

[Alkapocino]

:laugh: yea......just like an Ah Pek.....don't forget to dig some 'gold' as well with your last finger...... :eek: :p
Er....ma'am. That's not the last finger. It's the index finger okay!

Hmm.....I'm still waiting for my 'target' to come. Hurry up lah!!!!!!!

[ungsutiong]

Alka, if u can't dig gold, u dig nose. Cool occupation. No hazards. Just keep digging. Be it index finger or last finger, all can fit into perfect digging.

[Oddfather]

Isn't cerut and cigar the same?
it depends on your personality. Mau style and fashionable, then cigar. If you are old man in hometown, then cerut.