"What If" Life's Canvasses

[Sila]

Simple Sila, just take 1 year from your canvas and expand it into a 12 month chrono.am thinking of doing that in due time so can contribute more to this thread.
aiya - i don't think people want to hear all the boring stuff in my life. i was thinking i can make a fake canvas - maybe the alternate "What if" canvas? :D

[song cm]

aiya - i don't think people want to hear all the boring stuff in my life. i was thinking i can make a fake canvas - maybe the alternate "What if" canvas? :D

hmm...good idea....ok, sila, u start....

[euj]

i've just bought a few of those 'What if' comic books on Ebay. i have 'What if Peter Parker had not married Mary Jane?'

[siewjang]

Let us know the story once you have finished them.

[euj]

Let us know the story once you have finished them.
i'm not planning to read the comics, cos they are around 15 years old and in mint condition! :D

[siewjang]

Duhh!!!!!!!! for collection only issit? :sus:

[song cm]

What if........i was a jet fighter pilot.....

I have this interest in fighter jets....either reading abt them or building plastic models...

Many many years ago.....i was offered this scholoarship in spore to do A levels and together with it came a Flying club training....so, i attended this medical test in the PSC building. I actually cheated on the eye test thingy in which i din close my left eye completely when they were testing my right eye...so pass lor...then, they send me over to the Paya Lebar military medical centre in which they use very keng equipment for medical test and unfortunately, I fail miserably on the eye tests ...so din get the flyin club thingy...sigh....could be flyin the F16 Falcon by now....anyway, my fav jets of all time is the F15 Eagle...

[euj]

Duhh!!!!!!!! for collection only issit? :sus:
ya lah, but what's the point if i never read it? life it too short. maybe i will read it and then i'll tell you the story. what do you think?

[siewjang]

I think it's a good idea :cool:

[Sila]

hmm...good idea....ok, sila, u start....
song - thanks for your what if.. here's mine:

what if i were a musician? what if my parents could afford to send me to a conservatory to study music?

hmm...

* 1992 - SPM
* 1993-1996 - BA in Piano
* 1997-now touring the world, was the featured soloist of the Boston Symphoni Orchestra, the Cleveland Symphoni Orch (currently just ROLLING in money and accolades
* during tour off season, worked to get PhD in ethnomusicology and orchestral conducting..

aaaah angan-angan mat jenin lagi.. :D

[song cm]

song - thanks for your what if.. here's mine:

what if i were a musician? what if my parents could afford to send me to a conservatory to study music?

aaaah angan-angan mat jenin lagi.. :D

it is always good to have a dream/inspiration.....

[dreamwh]

My angan-angan mat jenin...

1992 - SPM habis
1993 - Join Carburetor Dung... local punk band
1994 - Join Nirvana, replace Kurt Cobain (after he mati). Stagename CheeChak Cobain
1995 - Marry Angelina Jolie, start new band... named Keropok (clone of Cromok)
1996 - Divorce Angelina Jolie, marry Kylie Minogue
1997 - Divorce Kylie... single for a while, join Pearl Jam - Replace Eddie Vedder
1998 - Marry Jennifer Love Hewitt, Divorce JLH, marry Alyssa Milano
1999 - Join Rage Against The Machine, replace Zack De la Rocha
2002 - Divorce Milano...Mampus in plane crash, become legend at 27

Go to Rockstar heaven, become kamching with Cobain, Hendrix, Tupac, Janis Joplin... all die at age 27.

[siewjang]

Wah liao, dream. You memang mimpi siang la. hakakakakkaa

[daBoss]

this one i have truly been thinking about over the years:

what if i were born taller and bigger - a lot of people will kena whack by me over the years... :)

[TingMS]

this one i have truly been thinking about over the years:

what if i were born taller and bigger - a lot of people will kena whack by me over the years... :)


Wah..

Daboss, never imagine you are that 'siong' one.... :laugh:

[Dino]

What if i was studying medicine?
I can think of 3 scenerios....
1) I will probably be dead coz i will be studying till i die.
2) My patients dies coz i diagnose wrongly.
3) My parents will die from fustration coz i cannot pass the medical exams!!

[Dino]

What if i had taken the decision to try my luck to come over in the states.
Probably end up at EDS working as a System Admin and meeting up with you all for gatherings at mamak.
Will also probably be married with 2 kids by now.

[dreamwh]

What if i was studying medicine?
I can think of 3 scenerios....
1) I will probably be dead coz i will be studying till i die.
2) My patients dies coz i diagnose wrongly.
3) My parents will die from fustration coz i cannot pass the medical exams!!


Why the fixation with death these last two days?

[Dino]

Why the fixation with death these last two days?

Coincidence maaa....

[siewjang]

My ambition is to be a air stewardass. Mainly for the fun of travelling overseas for free. If not for my mom's objection, probably I will still be single and still flying. :D

On 2nd thought, I'm glad I am not the 1st class waitress to wash the toilet :sick: .... yikes

[daBoss]

Wah..

Daboss, never imagine you are that 'siong' one.... :laugh:
it's all God's good planning... :)

[Sila]

ok ok i have another alternative what if...

* finished SPM at the end of 92

* lepak in sitiawan taking care of my grandma while my mum was at school, learn to drive car

* june 93 shipped off to US to do pre-U for 1 year. forced to give up my dream of being a musician.

* sept 94-june 98 did my undergrad (BA in econs)

* june 98 - took a job teaching English in Moscow, Russia. became fluent in russian and taught the (Very Sexy) son of a russian mafia capo english. got adopted into the russian mafia (new russian name - Xasila Djamaludinova Yevdoxa). learned to traffic in illegal blackmarket goods

* august 2002 - marries russian mafia son, kills off husband and father in law and takes over the entire operation

* january 2003 - Black Widow Xasila Djamaludinova Yevdoxa expands operations into the US, trafficking in drugs, currency, weapons, orphans and male and female sex slaves

* october 2004 - dodged assassination attempt by rival mafia gang - identified assailant as one of the people loyal to the old italian mafia family

* Nov 2004 - thanksgiving was known as the Black Widow Thanksgiving - the Yevdoxa mafiosi launched a full scale attack against all the old italian mafiosi in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles. defeat and kill all capos and the capo de tutti capi, their wives, children, entourages, pets, extended family and their friends too. take over their "enterprises"

* Dec 2004 to the present - Black Widow Xasila Djamaludinova Yevdoxa (now known as the "Yevdoxa" meaning "witch") rules the most powerful organized crime family in the world!!!!!

[siewjang]

Xasila Djamaludinova Yevdoxa - what can I say about you, ish, ish, ish....

[Sila]

Xasila Djamaludinova Yevdoxa - what can I say about you, ish, ish, ish....
:o all what if, ma... :)

[siewjang]

Too much Sci-fic book i think. Great imagination too. :)

[Sila]

maybe too much of "The Godfather" and Law and Order, siewjang.. :D but dream's what if was so exciting, i thought i should have a more exciting what if oso..

eh, i didn't know you wanted to be a stewardess. i hear it is a good and fun job and get to travel everywhere and do fun things. but eventually have to stop lah and get a normal job. but can "sow wild oats", right? ;)

[siewjang]

3-0 will be a good age to stop being a stewardass :D I'll be announcing my resignation from Cathay Pacific (or even SIA) today or even now :D and start looking for a decent job maybe as a tourist guide.

[Sila]

siewjang - you can open your own business. be a "trip planner" and take care of all the peopl who go on honeymoons and stuff. help them organize their travel tickets, hotels, and schedule their entertainment, since you will have been everywhere and done everything while working for Cathay Pacific, right? :D

[Voon Chan]

Sila, angan-angan nak jadi mafia queen ke? Sudahlah, jangan merepeklah! Silap harbulan kena tembakan, mampuslah.(Sila, macam Puan Hasini tak) :p

[Sila]

vc! wah, memang ada gaya pn hasini!! :D is that your what if? hahahaha

no no actually i thought about going to russia after graduation - i belajar russian 2 tahun during my undergrad. and after grad, dok pikir pikir pikir, nak jadi apa? donno. so i thought can go teach english in russia and become better at russian. my parents freaked out at this idea. i thought about the peace corps - but then i thought di malaysia pun ramai orang yang miskin dan boleh saya tolong. how terrible would it be to go to some other country to help people while i can do the same in my own country. plus, peace corps you have to sign up for 27 bulan... ayooooo long time lo... so i was thinking, what if i had gone to russia, apa jadi? :D

[Voon Chan]

Anyway great story Sila.

[Sila]

thanks vc! :) why don't you do a what if, oso? :D they're fun! i might do a few more myself...

[Voon Chan]

I always wanted study about paranormal things. I spoke to my dad. He said "You must be joking, can you earn a living for yourself? I said "Maybe". There is no maybe, is either yes or no, he said. Then I answered no.

That is my love actually. Thing like fengshui & all paranormal things they are fun. Explore the unknown. Maybe we can have malaysian version of X-files with toyol & pontianak.

I still like to read paranormal activities

[Sila]

waaah vc, tak sangka you are very own Fox Mulder... :D

it is fascinating and inexplicable. that is way cool, vc..

[Sila]

... Maybe we can have malaysian version of X-files with toyol & pontianak.
fox vc, maybe you can write up some episodes? :D

[Voon Chan]

fox vc, maybe you can write up some episodes? :DPlease read ghost story II, I have written maybe 2 stories there

[Dino]

I always wanted study about paranormal things. I spoke to my dad. He said "You must be joking, can you earn a living for yourself? I said "Maybe". There is no maybe, is either yes or no, he said. Then I answered no.

That is my love actually. Thing like fengshui & all paranormal things they are fun. Explore the unknown. Maybe we can have malaysian version of X-files with toyol & pontianak.

I still like to read paranormal activities

You know, if i do come back to Malaysia for good, we could start our own paranormal society. I am very,very,very keen in such things also.

[Sila]

Please read ghost story II, I have written maybe 2 stories there
waaah i penakut lah... ok nanti i pluck up my courage and go through the ghost story II ok? but not tonight. beddy byes nanti dream of macam-macam... brrrr.... :unsure:

[Sila]

You know, if i do come back to Malaysia for good, we could start our own paranormal society. I am very,very,very keen in such things also.
vc and dino, what if you were malaysia's very own Ghostbusters?? :D is waaaaay cool. i will say, i knew them when they were just normal addicted forummers...

[Dino]

vc and dino, what if you were malaysia's very own Ghostbusters?? :D is waaaaay cool. i will say, i knew them when they were just normal addicted forummers...

I keep thinking to myself, i for whatever reason i cannot stay overseas, when i go back to Malaysia, i will be very interested in investigating paranormal,spiritual and all the funny superstitious stuff. Would love to expose the truth about such things. Even talking about doing such things makes me excited.

[Voon Chan]

You know, if i do come back to Malaysia for good, we could start our own paranormal society. I am very,very,very keen in such things also.Maybe we can start one . There are a few in Malaysia at the moment

[Voon Chan]

vc and dino, what if you were malaysia's very own Ghostbusters?? :D is waaaaay cool. i will say, i knew them when they were just normal addicted forummers...In Malaysia we have an organisation I think is called ghost catcher/buster

[Dino]

Maybe we can start one . There are a few in Malaysia at the moment

You know, we can record our findings and sell it to TV stations. Never know, we may be famous back home!! :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

A guy I know came back to M'sia & recorded some thing. Sold it to BBC for RM200,000

[Dino]

A guy I know came back to M'sia & recorded some thing. Sold it to BBC for RM200,000

Really? There are so many superstitious crap in Asia. I am sure there is money to be made there.

[Voon Chan]

Really? There are so many superstitious crap in Asia. I am sure there is money to be made there.Asia is so rich in this sort of thing. You cannot imagine. Dino, I told you, I can write a few books myself if I want.

[Dino]

Asia is so rich in this sort of thing. You cannot imagine. Dino, I told you, I can write a few books myself if I want.

Hey VC, have u heard of a series called Penn&Teller's Bullshit.
Its a good series that exposes hoaxes and such, if you are interested to watch the series, let me know....i can copy the DVD for you.

[Voon Chan]

Hey VC, have u heard of a series called Penn&Teller's Bullshit.
Its a good series that exposes hoaxes and such, if you are interested to watch the series, let me know....i can copy the DVD for you.Thank you dino. I have heard of it. I prefer real stuff. We must open up the unknown to the world

[Dino]

Thank you dino. I have heard of it. I prefer real stuff. We must open up the unknown to the world

Man....wish can quit my day job and do such things for a living!!

[Voon Chan]

Man....wish can quit my day job and do such things for a living!!I really like that to plus collecting & selling gems stone. Ruby is my personal favourite

[Dino]

Our day will come Voon. In the meantime...its bedtime.....good night folks!

[Voon Chan]

Good night Dino!

[siewjang]

Nite, nite, Dino

[euj]

My angan-angan mat jenin...

1992 - SPM habis
1993 - Join Carburetor Dung... local punk band
1994 - Join Nirvana, replace Kurt Cobain (after he mati). Stagename CheeChak Cobain
1995 - Marry Angelina Jolie, start new band... named Keropok (clone of Cromok)
1996 - Divorce Angelina Jolie, marry Kylie Minogue
1997 - Divorce Kylie... single for a while, join Pearl Jam - Replace Eddie Vedder
1998 - Marry Jennifer Love Hewitt, Divorce JLH, marry Alyssa Milano
1999 - Join Rage Against The Machine, replace Zack De la Rocha
2002 - Divorce Milano...Mampus in plane crash, become legend at 27

Go to Rockstar heaven, become kamching with Cobain, Hendrix, Tupac, Janis Joplin... all die at age 27.
dream, all those gorgeous women, why you want to divorce them hah? :D

[Voon Chan]

dream, all those gorgeous women, why you want to divorce them hah? :D
I think dreamwh is actually doing a random sampling of women :p

[euj]

I think dreamwh is actually doing a random sampling of women :p
aiyah, then no need to marry them lah. very expensive to divorce, you know...better just to date or have 1 night stands! :D

[Voon Chan]

aiyah, then no need to marry them lah. very expensive to divorce, you know...better just to date or have 1 night stands! :DMaybe one night sampling not enough. I really don't know why. He should stay in playboy mansion

[euj]

Maybe one night sampling not enough. I really don't know why. He should stay in playboy mansion
dream never ceases to amaze me - so many comments just come out of left field! :eek:

[Voon Chan]

dream never ceases to amaze me - so many comments just come out of left field! :eek:Yes, he and his wild ideas. It is fun to have him around & tell us some things

[dreamwh]

dream, all those gorgeous women, why you want to divorce them hah? :D

So that i can marry the next one.... plus i'm monogamous

[dreamwh]

aiyah, then no need to marry them lah. very expensive to divorce, you know...better just to date or have 1 night stands! :D

Part of going out with these women is to have media air-time as well.... Rockstardom is all about fame. I want to be mobbed where ever i go! So even if i'm in a crap band, being seen with Kylie will make me famous....

[daLady]

What if...
I took part in Asia Bagus during the post-STPM holidays? Beanie and I were planning to go for an audition but couldn't figure out where Klang is and didn't dare to venture into unfamiliar places then...
Else would have been the champion and cut a few albums, and now still performing and earning big bucks....

[LiLiaN]

daLady, we're still waiting for your actual life canvas ler... and if your what if canvas is right, goodies, can i ask for autographed cd...? :)

[WitchKing]

daLady, we're still waiting for your actual life canvas ler... and if your what if canvas is right, goodies, can i ask for autographed cd...? :)

<off topic post> gee, cute avatar, Lill. :smile-2:

[song cm]

What if...
I took part in Asia Bagus during the post-STPM holidays? Beanie and I were planning to go for an audition but couldn't figure out where Klang is and didn't dare to venture into unfamiliar places then...
Else would have been the champion and cut a few albums, and now still performing and earning big bucks....

dalady, u can join Malaysian Idol 2 lor.... :D

[LiLiaN]

thanks naz...

dalady, i agree with song, can try out the idol competition... :)
if you ever take part let me know hor, will vote for you!!!

[song cm]

thanks naz...

dalady, i agree with song, can try out the idol competition... :)
if you ever take part let me know hor, will vote for you!!!

yah, yah...we will all sms in our votes for you.... :D

[monay]

aiya - i don't think people want to hear all the boring stuff in my life. i was thinking i can make a fake canvas - maybe the alternate "What if" canvas? :D
i have always wondered what if i had thot bout studying botany earlier... research into plants would not be that painful(i always think experiment on animals r cruel...even if some deem necessary), i think i would like to discover new and hardier strains of plants....n if they fall sick.....

[monay]

n i like plants, they have beautiful flowers.....n dun complain much.....

[amelia7]

yeah! And they give us so much pleasure...used to mad about gardening b4 alyssa wuz born...roses mainly but tried whatever flowers i could lay my hands on....so much pleasure and fun derived..

n i like plants, they have beautiful flowers.....n dun complain much.....

[monay]

yeah! And they give us so much pleasure...used to mad about gardening b4 alyssa wuz born...roses mainly but tried whatever flowers i could lay my hands on....so much pleasure and fun derived..
my front n back yard (if i dare call it that....) needs tlc... just put in an orange tree....n some flowers in front